"The Pain Train" ~Level 5 Makeshift Club~ "+1 capture rate on the wearer, 10% bullet damage vulnerability on wearer."
"The Dalokohs Bar" ~Level 1 Lunchbox~ "Adds +50 max health for 30 seconds."
"The Homewrecker" ~Level 5 Sledgehammer~ "100% damage vs buildings, -25% damage vs players"
I snooped those from TF2Items from peoples backpacks. They're there. Go see em.