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ive got a couple of these...
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Yes, they made it in advance.
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
Depens on if she sees it or not
ive got a couple of these...
What is the meaning of life. Answer that.
-Allan
What is the meaning of life. Answer that.
-Allan
<3 Norwegian cheese is meaning alot, but I think the cheese in Ukraine is a bit more important...
Which cheese means the mosT ?If one is the loneliest number, then why is two the loneliest number since the number one?
because seven eight nine.
lies...
Well the meaning of life can be broken down into two fundamental concepts:
One: People aren't wearing enough hats.
Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person's soul. However, this "soul" does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
Also, that question is pretty trite at this point
If Goth's hate society so much... Why do they hang out at the mall? (Where society like flows)
~R3D
Can you think of something that has not already been thought of before by anyone else.

You stick a cat in a closed box. You can not see in to that box at all. You leave the box alone do not touch it for a long time. When you open the box you find the cat has died.
Now the question is how and when did the cat die. Because before you open the box for all you know the cat could be still alive. When you open it you find it dead. So did you opening the box kill the cat?
