Article ITT I attempt to review every movie I've seen.

Sexy Beast said:
Haven't seen it. I know...I know, I'm probably missing out and I've been meaning to watch for years now and haven't gotten around to it.
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im a goofy goober ya, youre a goofy goober ya, were all goofy goobers ya!
 
Avoiding any strange, probably unexplainable (BEAST IS TWO PEOPLE!) contradictions surrounding this (apparently) controversial Spongebob movie:

It has pop culture value again because of the presence of David Hasselhoff and his upcoming roast on Comedy Central.
 
Cupcake said:
Avoiding any strange, probably unexplainable (BEAST IS TWO PEOPLE!) contradictions surrounding this (apparently) controversial Spongebob movie:
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Sexy and The Beast....
Sexy is the one who has seen the spongebob movie and loved it and memorized the song at the peanut bar

and Beast is the guy that hasnt seen it and was caught by carmine

explains it all
 
Split said:
Sexy and The Beast....
Sexy is the one who has seen the spongebob movie and loved it and memorized the song at the peanut bar

and Beast is the guy that hasnt seen it and was caught by carmine

explains it all
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I think you may be on to something...then again there is another part of me who thinks your making the whole thing up.
 
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Title: Electric Dragon 80,000 V
Year: 2001
Country of Origin: Japan
Director: Sogo Ishii

Story: As a boy Dragon Eye Morrison was electrocuted by 80,000V. He survived, but the incident brought forth the hidden reptile characteristics that is present in people...or something. I really don't know.

Review: Clocking at just 55 minutes this movie still feels like it should be 10 minutes shorter. The pacing is what kills this film, which is unfortunate...because if they managed to edit this a bit better than it would be a freakin awesome film. There is an Electric Buddha, lightning battles and a crazy electric guitar soloish thing. I really wish that I could recommend this one, but I can't.

[6/10]
 
Baby Geniuses and the sequel.... yes I did just say Baby Geniuses
 
oh hey beast, the guys that made that made "meet the spartans" and those other retardedly horrible movies.... they're making another one, this time, they're making fun of twilight because we all know that making fun of a movie that is getting blasted on the internet is always hilarious.

I would like to see your review on this
then i will pay you back the $7.50 because i feel sorry for asking you to do this
lol
 
Death said:
Baby Geniuses and the sequel.... yes I did just say Baby Geniuses
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Dear god...you monster...Why???? WHY?!?!?!?!?


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Title: Baby Geniuses
Year: 1999
Country of Origin: US
Director: Bob Clark

Story: Ehh...babies become geniuses, hilarity ensues.

Review: I saw this once in 6th grade, we had a sub and he/she put one this movie for some strange reason. I remember being mesmerized by the atrocity in front of me...it was so bad that I could look away. Actually to call this movie bad would be to kind...this movie is a hate crime against humanity.

[1/10]


I haven't seen the sequel.
 
Sexy Beast said:
Dear god...you monster...Why???? WHY?!?!?!?!?


Baby_geniuses_poster.jpg


Title: Baby Geniuses
Year: 1999
Country of Origin: US
Director: Bob Clark

Story: Ehh...babies become geniuses, hilarity ensues.

Review: I saw this once in 6th grade, we had a sub and he/she put one this movie for some strange reason. I remember being mesmerized by the atrocity in front of me...it was so bad that I could look away. Actually to call this movie bad would be to kind...this movie is a hate crime against humanity.

[1/10]


I haven't seen the sequel.
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diaper gravy
wtf...
 
Split said:
oh hey beast, the guys that made that made "meet the spartans" and those other retardedly horrible movies.... they're making another one, this time, they're making fun of twilight because we all know that making fun of a movie that is getting blasted on the internet is always hilarious.

I would like to see your review on this
then i will pay you back the $7.50 because i feel sorry for asking you to do this
lol
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I've actually haven't been able to sit through any of Friedberg/Seltzer film. I had to turn off Epic Movie like 4 minutes in because it was just to unfunny.

How about this, give me $15 and I'll sit through all 3 Twilight, they have to be less painful than a Friedberg/Seltzer film.
 
Sexy Beast said:
I've actually haven't been able to sit through any of Friedberg/Seltzer film. I had to turn off Epic Movie like 4 minutes in because it was just to unfunny.

How about this, give me $15 and I'll sit through all 3 Twilight, they have to be less painful than a Friedberg/Seltzer film.
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i don't want you to turn into a panzy, so i am not giving you 15 to sit through a teen drama movie that involves an indecisive emo girl, an emo indecisive vampire, and shark boy.

Speaking of Shark boy

The adventures of Shark Boy and Lava girl. go go go go
 
Sexy Beast said:
I've actually haven't been able to sit through any of Friedberg/Seltzer film. I had to turn off Epic Movie like 4 minutes in because it was just to unfunny.

How about this, give me $15 and I'll sit through all 3 Twilight, they have to be less painful than a Friedberg/Seltzer film.
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That's generous, calling it a "film."
 
Split said:
i don't want you to turn into a panzy, so i am not giving you 15 to sit through a teen drama movie that involves an indecisive emo girl, an emo indecisive vampire, and shark boy.

Speaking of Shark boy

The adventures of Shark Boy and Lava girl. go go go go
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It's not just a teen drama movie...it's 3 teen drama movies.

Oh, and I kind of missed all of Rodriguez's kids movies.
 
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