Simon's ultimate guide to being a warden.

[Simon]

Today I was accused of being a "happy warden". I wonder if that's a good thing?


If you've ever been on jail when I'm warden, you know how things are different. So here's how I make jail fun when I'm around;


1. Say please.
2. Let people look around. Staring at walls isn't fun
3. Ask the T's what they want to do.
4. Sound like your excited to be there.
5. Be nice to these poor hardened criminals.
6. Answer all questions in chat. Ignoring them makes t's want to kill you.
7. Being polite is key.


And that my friends, is how to be a happy and succesful warden. Using these methods, I have died 9/10 times that I wardened.

 

[Lucin]

I agree with #3 and 6 thou the rest is most likely will get you killed o.o

 

[Simon]

Like I said, I die often, but people often tell me they liked it. Mostly because we didn't do trivia, sit around, and I didn't sound angry

 

[killer4000]

http://www.edgegamers.org/forums/showthread.php?t=83132

it is at the bottom

 

[Artinz]

Best way to make a fun server is to be a terrorist, and when they say stand against the railing, stand on top of it. Even if you die, the server just gained +1 fun.

 

[Simon]

Killer, that's the official guide. This is SIMON's UNOFFICIAL!

 

[BokkChoi]

Killer, that's the official guide. This is SIMON's UNOFFICIAL!

actually, the title says "Ultimate". I dub thee a LIAR! Also you are iSimon not SIMON. But yes, I hate all these things listed that wardens do, staring at a cell is the only fun thing to do in jail. Besides trivia.

 

[DanJK]

I usually say " Were going to NOT play trivia" so lets go outside. Other than that, those suggestions do work nice

 

[Simon]

Trivia makes me want to barf. It's just time killing

 

[BokkChoi]

Time Killing= Ct winning, because the T's will all start to rebel slowly, so its easy to pick 1 terrorist of at a time without many CT's dieing

 

[DanJK]

Time Killing= Ct winning, because the T's will all start to rebel slowly, so its easy to pick 1 terrorist of at a time without many CT's dieing

Soo true.

 

[Simon]

Time Killing= Ct winning, because the T's will all start to rebel slowly, so its easy to pick 1 terrorist of at a time without many CT's dieing

I was going to start a war today, until I found out it was against the rules :crying:

 

[NinjaWuuzoku]

It doesn't matter to me what we do, as long as there are opportunities to kill the warden and kill everyone around me and find strategic ways to rebel, it's making it fun.
Basketball is hella fun too ^_^

 

[BvB]

I agree with most of these points, excecept well, letting them look around is just an invitation to rebelling, I know everytme I get to look around I end up jump-knifing a ct or running away. More rebellers= Less wardening time . And well all love wardening time :]

Just keep your orders flowing and crisp to avoid waiting times.

Wardening is actually much harder than it is XD , wanting to be popular, fun and strict at the same time.

 

[Captain Nighthawk]

You can never be the best warden, the t's will always hate you

 

[BeanieJ]

Thanks for the tips, will try to keep 'em in mind for warden next time.

~Beanie

 

[Simon]

You can never be the best warden, the t's will always hate you

Simon: Okay guys, what do you want to do today

T: Race
T: Disco
T: Climb
T: Disco
T: KILL SIMON!
T: Climb

 

[iEye Captain]

Rabble!

 

[Captain Nighthawk]

Simon: Okay guys, what do you want to do today

T: Race
T: Disco
T: Climb
T: Disco
T: KILL SIMON!
T: Climb

Simon they still want to kill you, in the end jail is still T vs CT they swill still want to kill you

 

[LaUgHiNgStOcK]

you forgot rule number 8!!! let me fill it in for you

8. Give as many free days as possible