Simon's ultimate guide to being a warden.

If you want to be a fun warden, you need to watch FooFoo warden...and then do the exact opposite of what he does! Some things you might consider are not playing trivia, not worrying about rebelling Ts, refraining from sounding like James Bond, giving out more than 0 STs, or not playing the couch game with less than 10 people left. :)
 
If you want to be a fun warden, you need to watch FooFoo warden...and then do the exact opposite of what he does! Some things you might consider are not playing trivia, not worrying about rebelling Ts, refraining from sounding like James Bond, giving out more than 0 STs, or not playing the couch game with less than 10 people left. :)

yeah, Dalsia is right dont play hard trivia :P
 
Trivia is fine as long as it's not a WHO CAN SPAM 4 THE FASTEST contest. Honestly if you're going to trivia it should be something tough... Like... Science... History... Like fart vader's extremely hard roman history trivia :D
 
Whats wrong with you! You are telling them not to let us stare at walls! The horror! Walls are fascinating!
 
Lol some good points are being made here. Dont play trivia so much, find some other way to dwindle the numbers of the T's. I know when im T i dont even attempt to answer the questions because its almost always a spam question. Nor do i like playing trivia.
 
As currently the most popular warden, I'd like to add the tip of CONTAINING LOOPHOLES and making sure there are never any loopholes within your orders.
I always make sure to leave no loopholes when giving orders, and as a terrorist, I'm always taking advantage of obvious loopholes in orders.

It may get me killed, but it gets other terrorists to realize the loopholes as well.
 
As currently the most popular warden, I'd like to add the tip of CONTAINING LOOPHOLES and making sure there are never any loopholes within your orders.
I always make sure to leave no loopholes when giving orders, and as a terrorist, I'm always taking advantage of obvious loopholes in orders.

It may get me killed, but it gets other terrorists to realize the loopholes as well.

Because declaring yourself to be the most popular warden isn't self cenetered AT ALL



In other news...


I think feeding the t's helps the fun
 
Things not to do as warden

1. NO TRIVIA
2. Sit at cells while you decide what to do, it's always good to keep the Ts moving so they have something to do, otherwise they'll rebel at first chance.
3. NO COUCH GAME
4. NO ODD MAN IN OR ODD MAN OUT
5. STs should be given, but not to the same 3 people every map.
6. Fretting over what rebelling Ts are doing or where they are is not good, I cannot say how many times I have seen a warden and several CTs get killed while looking for a single rebelling Terrorist. Don't run out to the place where somebody was killed just then. It's idiotic and you'll just have to wait 5 minutes, which brings me to the next rule.
7. DO NOT SPEND FOREVER SOMEWHERE, if you are having a disco day or just sitting at cells while you spend two full minutes getting the STs organized, don't stay there forever. First of all, it's boring. Second of all, the Ts will kill you as soon as they can, I promise you this. Anyone who has played as a Terrorist will see some sort of threat on the warden's life or a "REBEL AT 430" thing going through the Team Chat or Chat.
8. Freedays are okay, but should be given with caution, because the Ts should have freedays when they have been rebelling for awhile, because it gives them a way to do things that they normally can't without rebelling.
9. Don't kill someone for moving the slightest bit. If someone is at the cells, and they suddenly turn a quarterturn to the right, don't kill them. Seriously, it's silly. What could they do anyway, charge you?

In conclusion, NO TRIVIA, NO COUCH GAME.
 
Trivia is like alcohol. Use it responsibly or it can be bad.

[/generic trivia-related whining]
 
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Best way to make a fun server is to be a terrorist, and when they say stand against the railing, stand on top of it. Even if you die, the server just gained +1 fun.

I do this all the time! lol
Usually they don't specify where on the railing they just say "shift walk backwards and hit the fence"

Then they tell me I shouldn't be ON the fence I should be on the ground, to which I reply "This is where I hit the fence"

9/10 I die and most T's end up rebelling lol, it got to the point one day where there were CT's saying "just let him stand on the fence, who cares"

Trivia is like alcohol. Use it responsibly or it can be bad.

[/generic trivia-related whining]

People need to give more "new" trivia, stuff that hasn't been used every single day for the last year (and that is not math related).

I actually had 2 pubs thanking me and asking me to warden again because I had thought provoking trivia questions that no one could answer in under a second
 
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