For All Those Anime Lovers

[Matt With A Cat]

The Laws Of Anime

Read and enjoy

 

[DragonD]

That's actually pretty accurate...

 

[Byakuya]

Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

 

[RoffleWoffle]

Law of Nominative Clamovocation

(from Luiko-Ysabeth and Adrian Hsiah)

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announce

 

[iEye Captain]

Nice

 

[Byakuya]

lawl KAAA MAAAAA HHAAAAA MAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

[Beta]

This guide... is so right

 

[Byakuya]

#26.

Law of Feline Mutation

(from A. Hicks)

Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:

1. be female,
2. will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation,
3. and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

 

[Beta]

Haters gonna hate, Blair is top tier, she didn't need cat features

 

[Byakuya]

I aint hatin, I <3 blair.
and im pretty sure she has cat ears.

 

[Beta]

Yeah but she would be equally awesome without them

 

[R3D S3RPENT55]

Wow... This is actually pretty accurate... Lol good read, nice find Matt

 

[Liliana]

Law of Hemoglobin Capacity

The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.


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Don't forget what happened to Renji in the beginning of the series after fighting Byakuya...

"Replace the word 'non' with 'extremely' and at the end add the phrase, 'blood explosion extraordinaire!'" -O'malley, Red vs. Blue.

[Edit]
Laws 16(Stormtrooper effect) and 27(conservation of firepower) are so true.

[Edit2]
46(flimsy incognition) applies to everything, though.

 

[OSVG]

Storm Trooper effect is so great.



Best one

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Law of Inverse Attraction

Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.

*First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

 

[SuperShoot]

I have to say that I ain't a big anime lover, but I do love Dragonball Changed my life.. since it learned me to fly and use kamehameha..

 

[Yakumo Yukari]

Add the law of anime with the law of internet

 

[jizwood125]

I aint hatin, I <3 blair.
and im pretty sure she has cat ears.

really, cannot believe it