Dew's 21st bday achievement list

Here's one.

1. 3 bottle of beers in under 1 minute, any method. (Preferably through a funnel)
2. Pass out in less 45 minutes. (Try 30)
3. Suicide alcoholic drink chug. (Whiskey,Rum.)
4. 30 beers total. (Call in a UAV)
5. 60 beers total (Get your Nuke Ready)
6. Do the robot for 30 seconds while intoxicated "judged by friends"
7. Having a phone conversation for more then 30 seconds while highly intoxicated with a store.
8. Trying to sell a used vacuum to a neighbor while highly intoxicated.
9. Eat a bowl of cereal using beer as milk
10. Do a treasure hunt for the last beer while drunk.
11. Play counter strike after 20 beers ( Optional get a 4 kill streak ).
12. Irish jig in a public place for 1 minutes (Bonus, if done alone)
13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
14. Obtain Burger King crown and attempt to convince 5 strangers that you are the king of Bavaria
15. Where a guile suit and go into local grocery store, prone ( Laying down) around trying to get to the toilet paper unseen the proceed to buy. (after 10 beers)
16. And have a classic " i have an idea moment " with my friend and follow through with it completely ( While highly intoxicated)
17. Run into a walmart and scream out. "AC130 ABOVE!" and go to hide yourself.
18: Bunny Hop yourself through a gas station. (Funny as heck)
19: Go to a drive through and ask for a "Black Meat Sandwich". ;D (TRUST me its funny)
20: Drive to a burger king and do the Big Mac song. ;D

And for the bonus round!!! - Sell girl scout cookies to the police department while highly intoxicated.
Try not to get arrested, shot, mugged, beaten down, shanked, ganked, danked or killed while in the process of any of these following achievements, any of the above happens you automatically lose.

Good luck, post pics/vids or it didn't happen.
 
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If this gets videoed and put on YouTube it will be an instant sensation and will most likely be aired on Tosh.O, just remember to put a "don't try this at home kids" disclaimer on it lol..


I really liked:
13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
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and of course:
15. Where a guile suit and go into local grocery store, prone ( Laying down) around trying to get to the toilet paper unseen the proceed to buy.
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Dew of the Mountain Type said:
OK guys, as some of you may know, this friday is going to be my 21st bday!! so my friends being how they are decided to come up with an achievement list for me to do while im "Celebrating" so here's the 16th feats that i will do in the name of of.... well i dont know who but lets do it! (all in one weekend)

1. 3 bottle of beers in under 1 minute, any method
2. Pass out in less 45 minutes
3. Suicide alcoholic drink chug
4. 30 beers total
5. 60 beers total
6. Do the robot for 30 seconds while intoxicated "judged by friends"
7. Having a phone conversation for more then 30 seconds while highly intoxicated with a store
8. Trying to sell a used vacuum to a neighbor while highly intoxicated
9. Eat a bowl of cereal using beer as milk
10. Do a treasure hunt for the last beer while drunk
11. Play counter strike after 20 beers ( Optional get a 4 kill streak )
12. Irish jig in a public place for 1 minutes (Bonus, if done alone)
13. Go to the local grocery and drive through it on a tricycle until asked to leave
14. Obtain Burger King crown and attempt to convince 5 strangers that you are the king of Bavaria
15. Where a guile suit and go into local grocery store, prone ( Laying down) around trying to get to the toilet paper unseen the proceed to buy. (after 10 beers)
16. And have a classic " i have an idea moment " with my friend and follow through with it completely ( While highly intoxicated)

And for the bonus round!!! - Sell girl scout cookies to the police department while highly intoxicated.
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Piff you light weigh you wont make it past 5 beers. :P
Seriously, have fun but be safe dew T.T
Oh and if your looking for good mixed drinks to order all you need to know is one: The Duck fart.
 
i think that number 12 should get a bonus if you can get random other people out in public to join you with doing the irish jig. I really wish that I was close to you to party. It sounds like a blast and I can't wait to see any videos that make it onto the net. Happy early birthday!
 
R.I.P. Dew of the Mountain Type.

You will be remember for never being as good as Cola of the Coca Type.
 
You sir can name it after me, because i plan on making this Achievement list official amongst myself and my close friends ;D We will add more of course.

YOU MUST DO ALL OF THE ACHIEVEMENTS DEW!
 
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