The real power of the kritzkrieg

[Werner Voss]

IS THE SNIPER'S PEE COCKTAIL: THE JARATE!

I haz pictures to prove it:

 

[Mr. Teriyaki]

lol wouldn't that be a mini-critzrieg?

 

[Jawneh]

The raw produced Jarate only offers mini-crits, where as the stuff in Kritzkrieg has been diluted a few times and refined to make it even stingier and nastier than Sniper could ever produce himself. All thanks to the advancements they made in the Urinary Martial Arts Division at Mann Co.

 

[ModusPwnens]

:lol:

 

[Kevimaster]

The raw produced Jarate only offers mini-crits, where as the stuff in Kritzkrieg has been diluted a few times and refined to make it even stingier and nastier than Sniper could ever produce himself. All thanks to the advancements they made in the Urinary Martial Arts Division at Mann Co.

not Diluted, that would make it less potent! Its been concentrated , that combined with the amount of power running through the Kritzkrieg combines to give critical hits!

 

[TheHulk]

Epic!

 

[PieSauruS[EMB]]

not Diluted, that would make it less potent! Its been concentrated , that combined with the amount of power running through the Kritzkrieg combines to give critical hits!

NO YOU ARE ALL WRONG.

The truth is that the dilettantism of the matters concentrated inside of the

sniper's pee is actually thousands of matters flying in all random directions giving

it enough velocity to shoot at "light" speed. BUT! AND I MEAN BIG GIGANTIC HORRENDOUS BUT!!! If its

direction is random how does one channel the concentrated Jarate into

someone's body?! THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS! THE KRITZKRIEG! It acts like a

ventilation, shooting the jarate at exactly 489mph.


Now then..if the cow was

to eat the ham but the chicken was to eat the balloon. That would equal to

quantum physics of my shorts...My god...someone get me the head-chief at

the Pentagon ASAP! WE ARE GOING TO DISNEY LAND?!~?!~?!?~?

 

[Jawneh]

I meant more like dilute the water from it to have the salts and other stuff that actually make it nasty which you can then stir into another better absorbing liquid that also serves as a catalyst to bring out the full power of the urine.

 

[crazyrockets]

not Diluted, that would make it less potent! Its been concentrated , that combined with the amount of power running through the Kritzkrieg combines to give critical hits!

It has been processed by Concentrate to make canned-Jarate concentrate. This is further processed at Mann co into Kritz-concentrate. It is origonally in a lower-powered state, but acts as a capacitor to store the charge. Once charged, kritz-concetrate jarate is sprayed along the kritzkrieg's line of power to give full critical hits to the person being healed!!!

+1 to the power to turn a simple statement by kevimaster into something noone wants to read!

 

[Nirahtci]

This might just be the biggest discovery ever made.

SOMEONE CALL THE PRESS!

 

[Darth]

OMG! That is totally true, valve snook this one in!

 

[Skill/CJaZ]

Valve... What will we ever do with you?

 

[Bonecrusher]

lol wouldn't that be a mini-critzrieg?

That's why it charges long :S

 

[BodyBagger08]

So does this mean the sniper gets the kritzkrieg as an unlockable.
I found out how: get 1million head shots in 1 round on blackmesa.

 

[WaterSnake]

The raw produced Jarate only offers mini-crits, where as the stuff in Kritzkrieg has been diluted a few times and refined to make it even stingier and nastier than Sniper could ever produce himself. All thanks to the advancements they made in the Urinary Martial Arts Division at Mann Co.

UMAD for short.