(You knew it was coming) My simple 10-step plan for achieving 'eGO' status

YSD an old saying is "be good to people on the way up because you will meet them on the away down" will you be coming down soon , or will you be running eGO in the near future, if so still be good to us plebs as we will have to work hard to satisfy your needs. I wish you luck for the future and be kind to me in the sewer's.
I hope you don't mind me being sarcastic, it come's with age Ha Ha Ha.
Sorry I am late with my reply I have been in Perth for a couple of days.
 
I SURVIVED LONDON BLITZ said:
YSD an old saying is "be good to people on the way up because you will meet them on the away down" will you be coming down soon , or will you be running eGO in the near future, if so still be good to us plebs as we will have to work hard to satisfy your needs. I wish you luck for the future and be kind to me in the sewer's.
I hope you don't mind me being sarcastic, it come's with age Ha Ha Ha.
Sorry I am late with my reply I have been in Perth for a couple of days.
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Hahaha London...you're awesome.

Sarcasm doesn't just come with age though...I'm 1/3 as old as you (lol sorry) and rather sarcastic about, well...everything.

It's ok that you were so late in responding.

...just don't let it happen again.
 
YoSpankDawg said:
Somebody wanna draw Blasphemy a map?

Here's one just for you buddy--it's a coloring book version!!!

1) Super-insta-perma-Ban all fellow eG's, thus eliminating my competition.
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2) Why stop there? I'll just ban everybody. This will surely teach everybody how good I am at it! And when they see how good I am, my new ban-hammer will be in the mail ASAP!
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3) Reincarnate ronpaul. Dude has just fallen off the face of the planet. We can rebuild him though--we have the technology.
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4) Join every single last group known to eGO's existence so spread my authority about the land.
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5) Vow to no longer use any emoticons.
STATUS: Failed
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6) Recognize, for once, that a gun other than he K98 exists and that I am allowed to used it.
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7) Hire a skywriter. Or maybe one of those planes that fly promotional banners behind them. OOH. ORRRRR hire a plane that will do both at once!
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8) Make G-rated, comforting, posts for our wonderful Children's Social Services Division. Twilight and ponies and myspace.com!
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9) Become King of South Dakota.
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10) Just continue to be me and do my thing...
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There is so much win here, I can't even find the words to describe it :P
 
Haha, cant wait to see if your method works. if it does. make a book and ill be first in line to buy it :D
 
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