What you shouldn't put into toasters. (As requested by Two Listen)

[Dead Tom]

As requested and to make several people chuckle i have compiled a list of things that shouldn't be put into toasters.

Forks
Spoons
Knifes
Toes
Carrots
Fingers
Magnets
Flash Drives
Cellular Devices
Keyboards
Toast
Lizards
Flowers
CO2 cartridges
Hamsters
Magic Wands
Batteries
Kittens
Puppies
Acorns
Glasses
Candy
Mice
Milk
Cheese
Crumpets
ToiletPasteries's Math homework
Razor1's dogtags
Pastas
Drapes
Fine China
Candles
Your hands
Bullets
Eyeballs
Scissors
Paint Brushes
Money
Gold
Giants
Shoes
Flip Flops
Rope
Bananas
Headset
Fedoras
Beards
Plaid Anything
Bears
Flutes
Bunnies
Bullets
Windex
Lightsabers
Corpses
Chlorine Trifluoride
Chop Sticks
Dog Food
Hanger
Deed to Your House
Top Hat
Underwear
Free Weights
Blindy(He's important)
Diapers
Pencils
Royal Garments
Diamonds
Death Star Plans
That ring you just brought her
Zombie parts
BOOMER
Major Awards
Money
Tongs
Crumbs
Bell Bottom Pants
A Brady *Other than cousin Oliver
The Maid
GardenGrove's Roflcopter
The key to the City
Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Casino Cash
Pancakes
A Burger
Mustard
Ketchup
The script
The Antidote
Shoes *Campfires only
A Penguin
Soup
Teeth
Nitro
Cookies
Trolls
Golden Idols on top of booby traps
Orange Juice
Apple Juice
Juicy Juice
My Mail
Your Mail
The Mailman's Mail
Jumbo
Pop
Chipped Ham
New iPhone
Your girlfriend or boyfriend
Pennys
Euros
Scooby Doo
The Zazzle Account
Uranium
Exams
My Diploma
Passports
Coffee Mugs


Feel free to suggest things. Enjoy!

 

[Shadow19]

Toast

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Highly combustible dirt

 

[lplkassm]

WoW you guys must have had an interesting time in vent from the looks of the list.

Your manhood (or womanhood) should NEVER be placed in there lol

 

[Vo0Do0]

bullets

 

[GreatWhiteDeath87]

another toaster

 

[Mystery Penguin]

another toaster

I think we have a winner.

 

[Funn3lcak3s]

A George Forman Grill

 

[Zero711]

Babies, they should instead be placed in the microwave.

 

[JavaBasher]

Phosphorus (Making it lite)

 

[Levharius]

wrench
screwdriver

 

[Mystery Penguin]

Regular food, my toaster often catches on fire from cooking it!

 

[d10sfan]

Monkeys?

 

[Split]

blindy

 

[Tree-Line]

Comic books
The sun
your car
Dynamite
Teddy bears
Cocaine
Slap-chops(?)
EDIT: Oh and whipped cream.

 

[Trippey]

Me.

 

[TheyCallMeC]

Chlorine trifluoride

because nobody likes a smoldering hole where your kitchen used to be

 

[Tikeraaq]

I think we have a winner.

xD Agreed ^^

 

[XXzz-Trauma-zzXX]

Thermite ftw!!!!!!

 

[iEye Captain]

Justin Bieber.

Oh wait a minute..

Go ahead. Put him in.