What you shouldn't put into toasters. (As requested by Two Listen)

[IngeniusDodo]

A CD- or DVD-ROM. Unless you do it in a fume hood.
Same thing for batteries, such as laptop batteries.

 

[Dead Tom]

List Updated

 

[TheyCallMeC]

I say that we stick Chuck Norris in

then when your toast pops up, he kicks you in the face!

 

[Trippey]

I say that we stick Chuck Norris in

then when your toast pops up, he kicks you in the face!

I think that if you put Chuck Norris into a toaster, another toaster would pop out!

 

[MaLm]

Hey! Toasted Flip Flops are AWESOME!

 

[PieSauruS[EMB]]

Your mom

Large Hadron Collider

Boogers
Boogers+Earwax
Boogers+Earwax+Eyecrusts
Boogers+Earwax+Eyecrusts+Bellybutton lint
Boogers+Earwax+Eyecrusts+Bellybutton lint+Armpit hair+ formed into a ball...YUM!..seriously try it if
you ever get a chance of your armpit hair falling off...the taste is sweet..and yet salty..IT'S TANGY!

M&M's
Skittles
M&M's AND Skittles

Jelly...toasted jelly on bread...does not make bread into toast...

AN EPIC MOONLIGHT SHINING UPON THE GROUND OF SHIMMERING LIGHTS OF SPARKLES THAT COME FROM GODLY ANGELS THAT SHOOT SWORDS OF THEIR ARMPITS

EDIT: CAUSE I LIKE TO EDIT D:< YOU WANNA FIGHT!? (?'.')? KIRBY WANTS TO RAWR..OH SNAP (>'.'(^O___O^) SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR NINJA KIRBY :d he just sneaked up behind you...he's letting you get away...you better run o.o

Now for something totally different:
DO NOT PUT UNCOOKED BREAD INTO A TOAST THAT'S BEEN TOASTED BY A TOAST OF UNCOOKED BREAD OF JELLY TOASTED BREAD THAT'S BEEN FRIED BY A PAN ON TOP OF A UNCOOKED BREAD WHICH WAS PRE-COOKED BY A REFRIGERATOR

Yeah...i had too much caffeine...I'ma go play in the park at 3 in the morning...weeeee..

 

[MontyPilon]

A hamster! or even better your little brothers hamster!

 

[Jawneh]

The Space-Time Continuum.

 

[Angstrom]

Marmite

 

[Jorzonator]

NES games....oh wait'

Yea never mind...toast away

 

[Dead Tom]

Updated has of 11:35 EDT

 

[Death Injection]

Uranium. Unununium (Yes, a thing)

We shouldn't put Alive Tom in either. He has to be dead!

 

[Split]

NES games....oh wait'

Yea never mind...toast away

oh...my...gawd....

 

[taylorFrost]

The Empire State Building.

 

[-King.exe]

My exams

 

[Mayhem Death]

Never put a piece of clothing in the toaster.

 

[Liliana]

But what if the toast wasn't fully toasted?

 

[Dead Tom]

Since interest is renewed it has be updated with new stuff to not stick into your toasters.

 

[Fullmetal]

don't forget cute animals. Unless you're into that kind of thing...which is kind of creepy

 

[Liliana]

Unununium, Ununbium, Ununtrium, Ununquadium, Ununpentium, Ununhexium, Ununseptum, and Ununoctium.