Welcome back bounty

[Dreadmaker]

Hey folks.

So, as you know (by the gaping hole in your tf2 hearts) I've been out of tf2 for the last few weeks because of computer issues. For the record, I still don't really know what those issues were, but I do know that getting a bigger hard drive and doing a clean windows install fixed it.


Anyhow, I'm currently downloading tf2 again, and it's at 50% completion. I should be up and ready to play tomorrow, subject to the mercy of my terrible, terrible net connection.


And so, I feel I need to be ushered back in by having people out for my head, but we're going to do it with a bit of a twist.

You're going to decide the bounty conditions!


Rules:

1. It has to be a domination. not gonna budge on that one.

2. post in this thread how you're going to do it. you have to 'call it'. This means, for instance, taunting over my corpse as a spy, or taunt killing me as a pyro. make something good.

3. if you call it in this thread, and then subsequently complete your boast, I'll pay out CC accordingly.

4. How much? I'll put out 2k for a straight (called) dom, 3k for a dom with an extra condition (e.g taunting over my corpse) and a whopping 5k for a dom that I consider to be very difficult (i.e. a taunt kill with a certain class).

5. In addition, I'll give you an extra 1k in all cases for being specific. That means saying "I'll taunt-kill dom you" will get you 5k, but saying "I'll heavy-taunt kill you" will get you 6k. assuming it's completed of course.




TL;DR

Post in this thread what you're going to do to me when I get back in the game.

Do that thing.

Post pics.

Get money.

[IMPORTANT EDIT]: Frisky Dingo, mostly because he feels I'm not getting dominated enough (and to his credit, for how poorly I'm playing lately, I'm not), has decided to give 50kCC to the first 2 people to dominate me. This is OVER AND ABOVE anything that you get from me, for calling it. This is still a specialized, called bounty, but thanks to Frisky, it just got a lot more general.

 

[Darth]

This ones cool as you get to decide what you want to do to kill you.

Everybody go get him!

 

[crazyrockets]

I'll add to this bounty!
All of the following are valid only if you meed Dreadmaker's bounty requirements first (ie, you meet his and my requirements, or you get nothing)
I'll give an additional 10k for the first 5 taunt kill dominations
I'll give 5k for the first 10 spy backstab dominations with you taunting over Dreadmaker's Heavy's corpse in the screenshot
And I'll give 1k for the first 20 other dominations that meet the bounty's requirements

As for my call on how I will do it:
If Dreadmaker is a heavy, backstab domination as a spy.
If Dreadmaker is a regular sniper, pyro taunt kill domination.
If Dreadmaker is anything else, domination by rockets (either mine as soldier or reflected as pyro).

Good luck all and good hunting!!!

 

[Jawneh]

I'm going to dominate you as a Heavy, and then eat a Sandvich.

 

[Dreadmaker]

I'm going to dominate you as a Heavy, and then eat a Sandvich.

That's a good one; That's a 4k reward if you actually manage to do it (I'm sure the medic you get to uber you while you do it will be very confused )


And crazy:

A) thanks for the extras. they far outstrip my own offerings, and it makes the likelihood of attempted spy doms much higher. this is good, because it is a known fact that I eat spies for breakfast.

B) your calls will net you 3k, 6k, and 3k respectively.

 

[Tee Hee Hee]

I'm going to dominate you as a medic using Kritzkreig via assists only and melee taunt after the last assist (but you may not see that as I'm sneaky and don't follow my healee too closely)

 

[Dreadmaker]

I'm going to dominate you as a medic using Kritzkreig via assists only and melee taunt after the last assist (but you may not see that as I'm sneaky and don't follow my healee too closely)

I assume you mean just taunting after the dom, not trying to medic taunt kill me. in that case, it's a nice 4k deal.

Good luck! Everyone always disallows medic assists for doms; everything goes here

well, not that you'll get it... you'd have to have a pretty spectacular medic buddy to do it.

 

[Mr.SaJoRa]

im going to heal you and dominate all the guys who try to kill you

 

[Typhus]

im going to heal you and dominate all the guys who try to kill you

+1

Also, I sent you 20k CC to help pay out the bounties

 

[TheHulk]

Dreadmaker i am going to kill you as heavy. I will kill you with the sandvich's taunt..how this is even possible you ask...youll just have to see!

 

[Mobilize]

I eat spies for breakfast..

Please.
I will stab you with a butterfly and flick one of my marlboros into your corpse, hopefully your lag will stop the blood from getting on my suit.

I'll not be on team fortress until a week from now. May I make a suggestion? Run.

Sorry to pop in unannounced~

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

lol, I'm rank 41 and your 40 dread, glad you came back now I have another person to dominate that will give me some good points .

 

[Dreadmaker]

lol, I'm rank 41 and your 40 dread, glad you came back now I have another person to dominate that will give me some good points .

Haha... good timing on my part then. I need to climb back to the 30s, and more importantly, I need to prevent you from getting there first. I won't have the game till tomorrow however, so we'll see. I HAVE been off for 2 weeks; somehow I find it sad you haven't been able to surpass me yet

Moby, you've got some nerve. there will be no blood... or at least, not mine. I'm gonna punch you across the map so hard you won't even remember how to spy afterwards. Wait, nevermind, you don't know how to spy NOW. (I kid, I kid... it just felt too good coming off the tongue )


And typhus, thanks a bunch for the extra CC. It's sad nobody's going to get to see it though. I'd be safe on my own, but knowing that I have great medics backing me up, like Mr. Sajora and you... man, I apologize in advance to the eGO tf2 servers. If they don't empty out the second I get in there from the fear, as soon as one of my medic buds show up, they're bound to be off for the hills. If they know what's good for them

 

[Lava]

My Serious Face.
ಠ_ಠ

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Haha... good timing on my part then. I need to climb back to the 30s, and more importantly, I need to prevent you from getting there first. I won't have the game till tomorrow however, so we'll see. I HAVE been off for 2 weeks; somehow I find it sad you haven't been able to surpass me yet

LOL just giving you time to come back so that I can knock you down myself .

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

Look what I did yesterday . I didnt say anything specific, but still oh and thanks for letting me have your rank .

 

[Dreadmaker]

Yeah, but you're slimy. It comes from your spy roots. Honestly, I was always somewhere, getting a kill streak of 4-5 and then I run away for health or ammo, and back straight into you. it was happening all bloody night... more than once you killed me while I was having a sandvich.

Don't worry. I'll catch you again. I was sucking pretty bad last night; I'm totally rusty... which means that NOW is the time to claim bounties, guys

 

[crazyrockets]

1k from my portion of the bounty to Frisky Dingo! 19 collections remaining for that section!

 

[KhaoticOrd3r]

I know this isn't part of the bounty but I got your back dread!

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

LMAO KhaoticOrd3r, not sure how many times you actually have dominated me compared to the times ive dom'd you .

I also cant believe that noone has dominated Dread either...come on guys get out there and dominate him!!! Just to make this more interesting, Ill pitch in 50K CC to the first 2 people who successfully dominate Dreadmaker, nothing fancy just a regular domination only thing is it cannot be an assist. So get out there and dominate Dreadmaker!!!