The Joke Box

[murph500]

I thought a lot of people have a good sense humor and that we should through some joke around and have a laugh

 

[TheyCallMeC]

well considering that this thread is on the eGO forums

id have to say that youve wiped out pretty much all of my jokes

 

[Split]

so three tomatos are walking down a road. A daddy, a mommy and a son.
the daddy and the mommy tomato are walking really fast and the son is lagging behind.
so the daddy stops, walks up to his son, steps on him and says "Ketchup"

 

[Split]

two cows are out in a field, one cow says "moo" and the other ones says "DUDE! i was just about to say that!"

 

[Split]

two apples are baking in an oven, one apple turns to the other and says "dude, its hot in here" and the other apples says "AHHH! a talking apple!"

 

[Ph?bus]

Spam posts...
Uh, lets see...
I don't have any. Not right now, anyway.

 

[SoldierX77]

Spam posts...
Uh, lets see...
I don't have any. Not right now, anyway.

Spam posts are for teh noobz.

 

[Liliana]

well considering that this thread is on the eGO forums

id have to say that youve wiped out pretty much all of my jokes

About half of mine, but you know...they're all from one giant book, there have gotta be some good ones...