Horrible Jokes by Killamaster

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Hello eGO! Killamaster here, but you can call me Greg... for that's my real name :). Anyway, I'm here to post the dumbest, corniest jokes I can find, so stupid that it'll make you laugh. These jokes consist of my very own - "What do you call a bird without hair? A bald eagle". Congratulations, it's god awful.

If you have any horrible corny jokes post them :). And let us all discuss their pointless meanings!

"Two silk worms were in a race, who won?" - A Tie... so bad it'll make you cry. Who else has some?
 
LOL! Soldier, stop posting. You are a troll everywhere you post. So just stop. bleblablueble, what do you call a warden who can't think of anyother orders other than Solitary day? :P

Here is one. "Why did the chicken cross the road?....TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"
 
Mayhem that one was good XD.

What do you get when you mix a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!
 
I went to a joke telling contest last week and entered 10 puns.
how many puns of mine do you think won?

No pun in ten did. (say it fast and it sounds like "no pun intended")

this is one of those jokes that has to be told verbally to be any good at all
 
ive got a ton of jokes but most of them arent really appropriate for our forums so im restraining myself
 
TheyCallMeC said:
I went to a joke telling contest last week and entered 10 puns.
how many puns of mine do you think won?

No pun in ten did. (say it fast and it sounds like "no pun intended")

this is one of those jokes that has to be told verbally to be any good at all
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wut
 
why do ducks have wabby feet?
-to stamp out fires..

Why do elephants have so big feet?
-To stamp out burning ducks..
 
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