At first this was exclusively for Kevi when he was promoted (Ginga got the prototype version). If you're on my friends list and were on when I was checking to send this, then you saw this, if not, well then put on your big kid pants.
Did you know that when you divide the square root of zero by the square root of negative zero you get a black hole that can absorb the entire world and possible Australia and New Zealand and maybe the penguins in Antarctica that are so cute, cuddly, and harmless that people put them between bread and eat them like cheeseburgers but not vegetarians because we're awesome like that and don't kill animals except some eat fish because apparently fish aren't animals and neither are plants especially Venus Fly Traps which are just kind of creepy because they eat bugs that are really gross and creepy and bite people who are weird or stupid enough to go out into nature and pretend to enjoy it by showing nature who's boss like in Moby Dick where the guy got killed by an albino whale which was actually me in another life and a lot fatter like the Heavy with his overpowered Minigun that can shoot around corners and through walls like it no-clips around like RESPAWN who is a great Division Leader along with Scrappy Doo who is a very nice person and would be even nicer if he would send me a grilled cheese which Iove so much and I would really like to have because they're so epic, and that's why we have global warming. CONsidering that this sentence was so stranGely put togetheR, one would Assume That'S what happens when you go to a MArt arouNd the corner to have fun.
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CONGRATS ALL!!!