Robot Nazi Zombie Apocalypse

World of Warcraft

Why? Paladin, Priest, Druid and Shamans can heal and revive people,.
Mages can conjure food and awesome drinks for us...
we can all fly to dalaran and stay there as the zombies dont know how to fly
 
TheyCallMeC said:
yes yes TF2 has heavies

guess what

CSS has the para

basically turns any player into a heavy

and as was pointed out earlier

in css we can move objects in the environment

block the windows and doors with file cabinets and sit around letting all you other divisions take the fall

win
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Well, you prolly never tried playing the TF2 zmod, we can move stuffs around too, and besides, an engi, medic and heavy would survive forever as the engi supplies the heavy ammo, medic supplies health, and of course, heavies mow down LARGE number of those undead robo thingy, Orrrr a soldier could just rocket jump to the highest part of the TF2 world and watch the zombies wave at him
 
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xplag said:
Even as a CS:S main, I think TF2 fare better, followed by CoD or BC2.

As of now, the TF2 division has the greatest number of active members. So if a robot zombie apocalypse begins, there is some strength in numbers. And with the variety of classes you have almost everything covered.
Only con for them is that people would be too busy trying to pull off weird or crazy shots (or taunt kills) and it may get overrun quite rapidly.

CoD has claymores/bouncing betties, nuff said. And with MW2 perks (theoretically, just lumping the 3 together), just get OMA and spam clays...

BC2 has vehicles. Nothing does a body good like being safe in some armor. Or a chopper. Or a building that will fall apart when someone coughs. Wait, scratch that last one.

As for CSS, a well combined defense will be impossible to penetrate. Just think of bombsite B in Dust2 or the projector room in Office. And if we have AWP... well then CSS goes to number 1 cuz it's gg. But seeing as how AWP is disabled, we are #4.
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im relatively sure that in the event of an apocolyptic situation involving zombies, robots, and/or nazis leadership would deem it neccessary to enable AWPs and autosnipers

gg zombies, gg
 
Wow would win... hearth stone or have a Mage make a portal and just teleport away end of battle.
 
i just thought of something

all these WoW freaks who are rabidly saying

"well fly away"

these are robotnazizombies

whos to say that these robots dont have like rocket boots or w/e?

*zombies fly up and munch on you*
 
now where are zombies gonna get rocket boots in WoW?

even if they could capture a flying creature they would probably eat it before even thinking (if they can even think) about flying it up at us..
 
If a zombie apocalypse of any kind went down, I'm going over to DoD:S. Cause they have Debo and he has a zombie apocalypse silo full of guns and ammo.

~Music, signing-off.
 
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tf2 medics?

this is a robotnazizombie apocolypse

the medic does have that accent and a questionable past

im just sayin what everyone has thought at one point
 
Stealth said:
World of Warcraft

Why? Paladin, Priest, Druid and Shamans can heal and revive people,.
Mages can conjure food and awesome drinks for us...
we can all fly to dalaran and stay there as the zombies dont know how to fly
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Epic win and a half.
Also, Death Knights. They control undead. GG man! GG!
 
Yeah, going to give the WoW division the upper hand for this one, they just have too many tools to work with.
 
*T plants Bomb*
*beep* *beep* *beep*

****BOOM****

goodbye raccoon city

goodbye robotnazizombies
 
I would go with the WoW division.. Engineering ftw! And since Death Knights alreay have experiances with zombies and everybody else in wow has (icecrown) then WoW division would have a big advantage.

Btw TheyCallMeC css division would have 0 men to fight because they would all run to WoW division which would make the WoW division unbeatable :O!

So wheres my 20 000 CC wow division? jk xD
 
ok heres my win idea

bridges above the ground connecting each divisions houses

shared tech and weapons ftw
 
Xhisorz said:
ill still go with the WoW division.. Dalaran ftw! :D
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All weapons and character's and game mechanic's that exist in that division's game are in there own house's.

nowhere did he say that game locations were included in this apocolypse


thats right i just punched a huge hole in the WoW kids arguement

i win
 
EVE. Spaceships and warpdrives.
After that, WoW.
Of the shooters, I'd say TF2, but even then, that's because of the Sentries, Heavies ( lunchbox), and Medics. Perhaps spies could survive easily. Mainly the Sentries and Dispensers.
After that, Battlefield. Again, tanks.

Insofar, aside from WoW, every one of those divisions wins not because of player skill, but structures that protect them. Of the pure shooters, I think it's INS, then CoD, then CS:S, then DoD:S.

INS and CoD both have regenerating health, but INS's weapons are much more potent, and we have ammo resupply crates. Beyond that, I think that CS:S is better off than L4D (especially since L4D would have to deal with Tanks), and L4D better off than DoDS.
 
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