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You are 1 of 8 survivors in a zombie apocalypse. Who would you want to fill the following roles:

Leadership:
Weapons:
Melee Fighter:
Medic:
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse:
Comedian that keeps team spirit up:
Driver:


You are the generic zombie survivor, you don't get a role
Roles can only be filled by TV/Movie personalities, characters in books, comics, etc
Only 1 person can fill a role

Here's my roster
Leadership: John McClaine
Weapons: Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Melee Fighter: Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)
Medic: Perry Cox (Scrubs)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Micheal Scott (The Office
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Will Ferrell
Driver: Vin Diesel
 
Leadership: USCG Hammer. He'd use his hammer to own the zombies.
Weapons: UZI, Large Tank, Nuclear Bomb, Terminator
Melee Fighter: Machette
Medic: Nurse from Texas.
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Beta, he just stares until they drop dead. 0.1-0.01 second delay.
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Storm7117
Driver: Jimmy Kudo. Since he CANT drive, he'd spend most of the time nailing zombies.
 
Leadership: Kirk Lazarus AKA Lincoln Osirus (Tropic Thunder)
Weapons: John Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
Melee Fighter: Eames (Inception)
Medic: Ditto (The Supernaturalist)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Daniel Jackson (Saving Private Ryan)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Will Ferrell
Driver: Stella Bridger (The Italian Job)
 
Leadership: Kirk Lazarus AKA Lincoln Osirus (Tropic Thunder)
Weapons: John Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
Melee Fighter: Eames (Inception)
Medic: Ditto (The Supernaturalist)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Daniel Jackson (Saving Private Ryan)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Will Ferrell
Driver: Stella Bridger (The Italian Job)

Oh, i thought he meant eGO people lol
 
You are 1 of 8 survivors in a zombie apocalypse. Who would you want to fill the following roles:

Leadership:
Weapons:
Melee Fighter:
Medic:
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse:
Comedian that keeps team spirit up:
Driver:


You are the generic zombie survivor, you don't get a role
Roles can only be filled by TV/Movie personalities, characters in books, comics, etc
Only 1 person can fill a role

Here's my roster
Leadership: John McClaine
Weapons: Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Melee Fighter: Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill)
Medic: Perry Cox (Scrubs)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Micheal Scott (The Office
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Will Ferrell
Driver: Vin Diesel


Leadership: Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity)
Weapons: Sylar (Heroes)
Melee Fighter: Kwai Chang Caine (Kung Fu)
Medic: Dr. Horrible
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Alpha (Dollhouse)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Dave Chappelle
Driver: Jason Statham (The Transporter)
 
Leadership: Connor Shirley (some crazy smart kid)
Weapons: A less Rambo styled Rambo.
Melee Fighter: Bruce Lee.
Medic: That guy from "The Deadliest Warrior"
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Calvin (from calvin and hobbes)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: MITCH FATEL
Driver: Tyler Malcolm (another crazy kid)
 
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Leadership: John C. McGinley
Weapons: Heavy from TF2
Melee Fighter: Mike Tyson
Medic: Mordin Solus
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Matt Murdox
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Ryan Reynolds
Driver: Jason statham
 
Leadership: Mr. T
Weapons: Agent K. (Men in Black)
Melee Fighter: Jet Li
Medic: House
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Adam Savage
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Jeremy Hotz
Driver: Bruce Willis
 
Leadership: Bruce Willis
Weapons: Mark Wahlberg (Bob Lee Swagger, The Shooter)
Melee Fighter: Hit-Girl
Medic: House
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Yes, I'd really want to see him insane)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Comedian
Driver: Jason Statham
 
Leadership: Chuck Norris
Weapons: Chuck Norris
Melee Fighter: Chuck Norris
Medic: Chuck Norris
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Chuck Norris
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Chuck Norris
Driver: Chuck Norris
 
Leadership: Iceman (Generation Kill)
Weapons: Predator
Melee Fighter: Ash (evil dead)
Medic: The Doctor (Dr. Who)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Tom Cruise
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Will Ferrell
Driver:Jason Statham
 
Leadership:Captain America
Weapons: The Joker
Melee Fighter: Wolverine
Medic: Medic from TF2 (Not technically following the rules, whatever)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Snarf guy from South Park
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Comedian from Watchmen
Driver: Jason Statham
 
Leadership:Max Brooks cause he knows all about zombies. he counts cause he was in a book
Weapons:Green Lantern
Melee Fighter:Bruce lee
Medic: Dr House or JD from scrubs
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse:Will Ferrell
Comedian that keeps team spirit up:demetri martin
Driver:the guy from Transporter
 
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Leadership:Yoichi Hiruma (Eyeshield 21, manga)
Weapons:Steven Wright (why the heck not)
Melee Fighter:Steve Martin (again, why the heck not)
Medic: Dr. Zed (probably not the best choice but whatever, Borderlands)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse:Jerry Seinfeld (just because)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up:Dave Barry (author/humor writer)
Driver:Tallahassee (Zombieland)
 
Im gonna use TF2 people

Leadership: Spy
Weapons: Heavy weapons guy
Melee Fighter: Sniper (kukri = ownage)
Medic: Medic
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Engineer (his already insane)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Heavy (he thinks the chocolate is sandvich)
Driver: Scout (Fast reflex, good for smashing zombies)
 
Leadership: Colonel Robert E. Hogan
Weapons: John Rambo
Melee Fighter: Rocky Balboa
Medic: Mother Teresa
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Sylvester Stallone
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Jim Carrey
Driver: Jackie Chan

Yeah I think I win.
 
Leadership: Chuck Norris
Weapons: Batman
Melee Fighter: Goku
Medic: Jesus
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Tim Allen
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Ray William Johnson
Driver: Jeff Gordon
 
Leadership: Takashi Komuro (Highschool of the Dead)
Weapons: Kohta Hirano (Highschool of the Dead)
Melee Fighter: Fell (The Sight)
Medic: Katara (Avatar: The last air-bender)
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to the apocalypse: Flynn the Hippie (Bad Company 2)
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Dat Phan (Asian Comedian)
Driver: Bunta Fujiwara (Initial D)

Takashi Komuro: http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/7/85770.jpg
Kohta Hirano: [ame]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b234/dunku/Kohta-Hirano.png[/ame]
Fell (concept art, he was from a book): [ame]http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb32/Jaypaw101/Fell.png[/ame]
Katara: http://www.musogato.com/avatar/official/katara05.jpg
Flynn: http://i716.photobucket.com/albums/ww168/hdcase/flynn.jpg
Dat Phan: http://www.happyhourmagazine.com/May-Jun-2009/Hometown-Celebrity/DatPhan1.jpg
Bunta Fujiwara: http://pages.sbcglobal.net/perry470/go2id/characters/images/a-bunta05.jpg
 
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Leadership: Samuel L. Jackson. He has a very low arbitrary death rate, except for Deep Blue Sea.
Weapons: Niko Bellic from GTA IV for his uncanny ability to carry enough weapons and ammo for a small platoon somewhere hidden out of sight on his body.
Melee Fighter: Wolverine. Nuff said.
Medic: Doogie Howser, M.D. You can't let a kid doctor lose too many patients in a comedy.
Survivor who is on the brink of insanity due to apocalypse: Steve Buscemi, circa Con-Air.
Comedian that keeps team spirit up: Bender Bending Rodriguez, since he can bend zombies to death too, and would be immune to any pathogens.
Driver: James Bond
 
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