The TF2 Quotes you Always Misheard.

[QuickSkope]

Well, this thread is where you would post your TF2 quotes that you always misheard, and never wanted to tell anyone.

Admins, feel free to move/Lock/do anything to this if its in the wrong.

I always:

Heard "Me Bottle is Grumpy" -DemoMan
Was: "Me Bottle is SCrumpy"

Heard "Free MiniGolf"
Was: Screaming Eagles" (only though this for a little )

Heard "You are all weak, You are all leaders"
Was "you are Weak, you are all Bleeders"

Heard "that demos a bloody (Pie or Lie)
Was "That Demos a bloody spy"
Now say yours

 

[s3rv0]

Well, this thread is where you would post your
Heard "Free MiniGolf"
Was: Screaming Eagles"

lol...I can't think of any, but that one was pretty funny. Someone needs to make a TF2 vid of the soldier playing minigolf, which would inevitably end with him blowing the crap out of that windmill that repeatedly whacks his ball back at him.

 

[vudu]

Malapropism win!

 

[Shadowesh]

I was like you:
"Me Bottle is Grumpy"
I head: "Me bottle of scrumpy!!!"

 

[Shadowesh]

I was like you:
"Me Bottle is Grumpy"
I head: "Me bottle of scrumpy!!!"

 

[5starGeneralAlphaSnake]

^^

Your all babies!
I heard : Your All babies babies babies oooooohh babies babies babies nooooo babies babies babies oooooh. Pick on your tiny baby size.

 

[Darth]

Your all weird if you misheard those!

 

[Squidward Tentacles]

Lol QuickSkope, I also heard "FreeMiniGolf" or "FreeMiniBalls" sometimes

also, "I want to gut you like a cornish g------" don't know what that is

 

[dy1an]

I used to have this misconception about "WAH WAH, CRY SOME MORE!" but i forgot it

 

[Thor]

also, "I want to gut you like a cornish g------" don't know what that is

I'm going to gut you like a cornish game hen.
A cornish game hen is a kind of bird that's caught for sport and is a delicacy in some places.

 

[Sgt. McAwesome]

The heavy's "I live" scream I misheard as Eileen. I heard that and I thought, who's Eileen?

 

[Noise]

Whenever I hear the pyro say "Mphhh mhh mph mphhhhhhh mhhh mmm", it sounds like "mhh mphhh mrmph mph mhhh mphhhhhh".

 

[PepperRabbit]

When a medic on a CP decides to use mouse one, I thought he says "engineer on ze point does nussing get on ze point dummkopf". Found out eventually he says "standing near ze point does nussing, get on ze point dummkopf" lol

 

[Generic Huntsman]

Good thing to remember here is if something is unacceptable to post on eGO forums, then you probably shouldn't link to it either.

 

[Dreadmaker]

The heavy's "I live" scream I misheard as Eileen. I heard that and I thought, who's Eileen?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q[/ame]


The heavy loves dexy's midnight runners.

 

[Skill/CJaZ]

I feel like I'm playing Tetris. You guys are weird to the point now where I'm going to sleep. Thanks alot.

 

[Angstrom]

Spy says: "Help me defend!"
I Hear: "Help 50 cent!"

 

[maiella]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q


The heavy loves dexy's midnight runners.

Darn it! you beat me to it! Catchy little tune for sure.

 

[crazyrockets]

Indeed, epic song!!!

 

[Liliana]

The heavy's "I live" scream I misheard as Eileen. I heard that and I thought, who's Eileen?

He says, "I live?" I always heard that as unintelligible screaming...