Famous Quotes Anyone?

[kYuKi]

Anyone got some famous quotes you'd like to share with the community?

 

[[HoneyChicken]]

I think this is one
"It's either this man is dead or my watch has stopped!" Not sure who said it

 

[Sexy Beast]

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!"

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

 

[kYuKi]

You could always Google it, and I remember one quote on Call of Duty that said "Without war there can be no peace." I think many people said it, but I'm pretty sure it was either a General or a President who got cited for it in the game. (This was Call of Duty 1 btw).

 

[Chadders66]

"Damn! He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3!"

Chris Tucker, Rush hour 2

 

[seek.and.destroy]

use common sense- cryptex

 

[kYuKi]

"Damn! He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3!"

Chris Tucker, Rush hour 2

Ah I remember that quote haha lol.

 

[-King.exe]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it. -My best friend
Not really famous but.. w/e

 

[ChocolateVillain]

"Being a Juggalo is about one God short of a religion and one packet of Kool-Aid away from a cult."
- ttdtu

"All moanday, tearsday, wailsday, thumpsday, frightday, shatterday till the fear of the Law."
- Finnegans Wake

"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."
-Unknown

 

[Zero711]

"I'm going to live forever or die trying" -John Yossarian, Catch-22
"If less is more, then more is less, duh" -PHB from Dilbert
and of course,
"ZOINKS!" -Shaggy, Scooby-Doo

 

[Sexy Beast]

"I'm going to live forever or die trying" -John Yossarian, Catch-22

That's actually a Groucho Marx quote.

In Catch-22, Yossarian never actually says that line. The line is instead told by the narrator as "He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive."

 

[Commando Vlaskiyov]

"An Army marches on its Stomach."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[kYuKi]

"An Army marches on its Stomach."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't get it....

 

[SuperShoot]

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them. - Homer Simpsons

 

[Cyberia]

" Bill Gates is a lie " - Steven hawking

" Hell is full of hackers, heaven is full of noobs , but as a pro im still alive. " - ME!

 

[Mappy]

"If fighting never solved anything then what about WWII?" - Mr. Leudeman, my GS2 Honors teacher xD.

"Were in a war! Were going to have to offend someone!" - Roosevelt

"We have nothing to fear except for fear its self." - Roosevelt

"Yesterday december 7th 1941, a date which will live in infamy. The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan." - Roosevelt



"I can hear you... The world can hear you.... And pretty soon the people who knocked down these towers will hear all of us." - George W. Bush - In response to 9/11.

"So that others may Live" - Pararescue (USCG & USAF)

"RULES TO A GUNFIGHT - 1. Bring a gun. Preferably bring at least two guns. Bring all your friends who have guns." - Unknown

"Dum Spiro Spero Spes." - Latin - Imprinted on the seal of South Carolina, meaning 'Where there is life, there is hope.'
Normally I'd know more however right now I don't.

 

[Captain Canuck]

A few that I like...

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Rule 1, on page 1 of the book of war, is: "Do not march on Moscow".

 

[Erich]

"Damn! He ain't gonna be in rush hour 3!"

Chris Tucker, Rush hour 2

Those movies were some of my favorite. But # 3 wasen't so great.

 

[Erich]

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

- James Fallows

 

[broccolicreamsoup]

"Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old."
— John Green (Paper Towns)