Fun Item Names

I'm trying to think of a good name for the Heavy's Minigun ( Not Natascha )... I was considering Iron Kurtain, ... anyone got any good ideas?
 
Well, Now Mine looks like a crown, and depending on teams, its Ruby or Saphire.

But the Tosslecap, its nice. Cept you cant paint it really well : /

ruby or saphire isn't very comptony, name it burgerkings crown, i'm saying this from reading only one page of an archie comic cause it was on the back of a news paper some guy was reading at a stewarts. <:D
 
For all runescapions.

I named my equalizor "Lava's Dragon Pickaxe"
 
ive got great name, btw bas rutten stole my name for my golden whoopie, told him it, and he said it here, i dont care much though.

Golden whoopie= comptons crown
unusual sombrero= the old and the un-rested (ghost effect :d)
holy macrol= terror trout or suicide salmon
medi-gun= protect me or i cant heal you
huntsman=lucksman
axetinguisher= if your reading this, your dead
pan= home skillet (drip from blackmesas idea :d) or the pan of pain
dr dapper topper= cat in the discriminating hat
medic mask=mask of the stealth-kombat medic"
hustlers halmark= i be pimpin
hardcounter= protect your dome
plunger= golden plunger #1 (and you thought the golden wrench was cool)
mad milk=got milk?
Hotrod= welders wear

ya, thats all of em ;)

for the golden plunger, i need 99 more people to do it, and we will have 100 golden plungers.

my friends and i created the terror troute dont you dare claim that as you own i already named mine
 
Well, I have this demo fro. And this purple paint, right?

So I put them together, and thought, what if...

'Carpet Matches the Grapes'

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That's horrible and wrong...and wrong and horrible...

I have a green Hustler's Hallmark named "Dy-No-MITE!"
 
Since I love "your face" jokes and sticky camping the grate in 2Fort, I'm considering naming my sticky launcher "Your face is a camping demoman"

P.S. I love it Ductie, LOVE IT!!!
 
Lol, I saw that one too. It's entitled "Sea Fortress 2" :P Pretty funny.
 
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My dead ringer - Are you still there?
My eternal reward - The pain in the AHHHH
 
Name-related Puns and Family Guy References

I named my Skull-cutter "Fidel Castrater" and my Equalizer "The Butt Scratcha!" and my boxing gloves "Reagan Smashers"

I think that's all I've done so far for names :P



P.S. BWoods. I like your style. ;)
 
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Since I love "your face" jokes and sticky camping the grate in 2Fort, I'm considering naming my sticky launcher "Your face is a camping demoman"
I did it

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