Kalt event

[KILLERxDEBO]

Here it is guys a Kalt Event ya'll wanted it, will be on Fridays @ 9:00 p.m. central hosted by everyone's favorite advisor KILLERxDEBO.

 

[LeviTheDegu]

woot.

 

[Sumac]

Who died and made you work?

 

[LeviTheDegu]

Who died and made you work?

Matt with a cat.

 

[Fluxion]

Woot, Kalt <3

Matt with a cat.

My condolences.

 

[ronpaul]

whooo, an event just to play Kalt? No special gimmicks or anything? I like your style.

 

[Dr.Compton]

Well,Ron, to keep people there, we had to make it to where your.. "skills", if thats what you want to call them (We all know the truth Ron), were less of an impact. In order to do so, we've restricted all weapons for you, and Debo will Blind you. Also you can only move once every 30 seconds. In order to kill, you must bite the knee caps of your enemies. Though, you can only bite once every 120 seconds.

 

[Lungbuster]

Well,Ron, to keep people there, we had to make it to where your.. "skills", if thats what you want to call them (We all know the truth Ron), were less of an impact. In order to do so, we've restricted all weapons for you, and Debo will Blind you. Also you can only move once every 30 seconds. In order to kill, you must bite the knee caps of your enemies. Though, you can only bite once every 120 seconds.

Rons estimated KDR...drumroll please.....120 kills, 4 deaths

 

[YoSpankDawg]

Here it is guys a Kalt Event ya'll wanted it, will be on Fridays @ 9:00 p.m. central hosted by everyone's favorite advisor KILLERxDEBO.

Oh, I'm sorry...I thought you said everybody's favorite advisor.

 

[ST0RMY]

I might have to go back to work this week, if i dont then ill be there!!

 

[Skattles]

YAY Kalt finally gets some attention again its been empty lately.

 

[Madvillain]

YAY Kalt finally gets some attention again its been empty lately.

Wait what? I was under the impression they took kalt away near a month ago. Where have you been?!

 

[ronpaul]

Well,Ron, to keep people there, we had to make it to where your.. "skills", if thats what you want to call them (We all know the truth Ron), were less of an impact. In order to do so, we've restricted all weapons for you, and Debo will Blind you. Also you can only move once every 30 seconds. In order to kill, you must bite the knee caps of your enemies. Though, you can only bite once every 120 seconds.

HAHA YOU FOOL, don't know you that teeth are the most powerful weapon in the game? Just look at the source code:

// Teefers charactertistics:
   "Damage"         "110"
   "Accuracy"         "1.00"   
   "FireDelay"         "0.0001"   
   "AccuracyMovePenalty"      "0.001"
   "Recoil"         "0.01"
   "Penetration"         "1337"
   "Melee Range"        "31337.000"

I don't need to be able to see, whats why I have.. well, nevermind :O And why do I need to move when melee range is bigger than the map? :drool:

But seriously, do it, I'm STILL gonna find a way to dominate you compton!

Rons estimated KDR...drumroll please.....120 kills, 4 deaths

Only with teeth, mostly the canine's right IO?

YAY Kalt finally gets some attention again its been empty lately.

Welcome back! How was your vacation? Heh, Kalt's been transformed to the Argentan server so there's no dedicated Kalt server anymore. If you haven't noticed, well, that's why Kalt is gone

If you're home on Friday night and haven't passed out in a drunken stupor by 10PM EST (blas) then let's get some kalt rocking.

 

[Megs A Tagger]

Sounds fun...see ya guys there...

 

[Skattles]

Wait what? I was under the impression they took kalt away near a month ago. Where have you been?!

OH boy *Runs and Cry's in his Pillow* Looks like work is getting to me im missing out on all my eGO news. Lol i was wondering what was missing in my server list i guess i missed the memo. Sorry fo the confusion.

 

[Madvillain]

OH boy *Runs and Cry's in his Pillow* Looks like work is getting to me im missing out on all my eGO news. Lol i was wondering what was missing in my server list i guess i missed the memo. Sorry fo the confusion.

Hehe. its cool. assumed you haven't been around for it. There was quite a big deal made about the whole thing. =p

 

[Skattles]

I bet lol looks like i didn't miss it too much since i just noticed it now. But thats most likely because of Anzio server The new Kalt .

 

[Dutchoper72]

hmm its kalt.....thought you were dead

 

[YoSpankDawg]

Welcome back! How was your vacation? Heh, Kalt's been transformed to the Argentan server so there's no dedicated Kalt server anymore. If you haven't noticed, well, that's why Kalt is gone

True, but his assessment that there has been nobody on it is still accurate, nonetheless. :laugh:

hmm its kalt.....thought you were dead

NEVER! You can never kill Kalt and its followers. You might say it is...undead...and we are its zombie nation. Therefore the only way to kill Kalt, is in fact, to bring it back to life!

 

[Dr.Compton]

HAHA YOU FOOL, don't know you that teeth are the most powerful weapon in the game? Just look at the source code:

// Teefers charactertistics:
   "Damage"         "110"
   "Accuracy"         "1.00"   
   "FireDelay"         "0.0001"   
   "AccuracyMovePenalty"      "0.001"
   "Recoil"         "0.01"
   "Penetration"         "1337"
   "Melee Range"        "31337.000"

I don't need to be able to see, whats why I have.. well, nevermind :O And why do I need to move when melee range is bigger than the map? :drool:

But seriously, do it, I'm STILL gonna find a way to dominate you compton!

I have seriously miscalculated my position on this.
Hey Ron, can we be permanent Teammates?