When you're bored...

[Cryptex]

answers.yahoo.com

The ULTIMATE place to test out your sarcastic answers to stupid questions. Thank me later. It's way too funny.

 

[HeadShot]

True That sir lol

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

Don't Let GreenMonkey see this, He would go nuts, All the sarcastic answers.

 

[GreenMonkey]

I am not sure what offends me the most.

Since everyone by now knows how much I have a pet peave for people who give false answers. Not saying you do but i see people do it all the time there.

Or the fact that you think I give sarcastic answers. Go ahead, ask me a question. We shall see.

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

I'm joking,

But, Since you asked,

Where do I buy a computer, not the screen, or that mouse thing, just the big white box, but i want a black box instead.

 

[GreenMonkey]

Well, privat thompson, I am glad you asked and more than happy to help answer your question today. First let me start off by saying that I think your a wonderful person and I really enjoy answering your questions all the time. You are a true asset to the forums.

That having been said, You can purchase a computer sans keyboard mouse monitor speakers printer and everything with just the pretty little (or according to your preferences big) box. The "box" you are refering to is often refered to as the 'tower'.

They come in various colors and somtimes you can get one in any color. You can purchase a computer tower from nearly any
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Just walk down to the nearest federal building in your area, and fill out the necessary application to get your legal name on your social security card changed to "llama" and then walk into best buy and say "Oooooorgle" and then the guy will hook you right up with the absolute latest in home computer technology. A 2001 Gateway spray painted black for only the price of a Falcon Northwest. If your orrgle once more he will even try to sell you the extended warranty and possibly monster speaker cable.


(you guys know that was a joke right? I could have not been sarcastic. I could have!)

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

Well, ummm, You spelt my name wrong. So I cannot continue reading, but If i did continue reading, then i appreciate the advice.

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Most sense you have ever made.

 

[GreenMonkey]

RETORT

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

COUNTER-RETORT

 

[GreenMonkey]

QUESTIONING OF [CENSORED]

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

SUGGESTION TO [CENSOR]

 

[GreenMonkey]

NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

RIPOSTE

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

ADDON RIPOSTE

 

[GreenMonkey]

COUNTER-RIPOSTE

 

[Pvt. Thompson [7]]

COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

 

[GreenMonkey]

NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

 

[Dan]

RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

 

[GreenMonkey]

WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

 

[Dan]

ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS