Ladies and Gentlemen!

Yes it is! Remember last night? You signed the contract in return I sold you the two Houses on the Axis river side on Flurry.
 
Tomi87: Okay, Okay Compton, if you give me Axis side. I will take over all of the explanations required for Comptonux, especially if Blackbird is curious.
Dr.Compton: You're awesome.
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Proof. Sorry Tomi.
 
Hahahaha come on Tomi! :P


Its great to have Tonux back, he was one of our most dedicated Realism regulars and his British accent is simply awesome. Might i mention he also talks about drinking tea and eating crumpets while writing a memoir or some junk.
 
ST0RMY said:
Hahahaha come on Tomi! :P


Its great to have Tonux back, he was one of our most dedicated Realism regulars and his British accent is simply awesome. Might i mention he also talks about drinking tea and eating crumpets while writing a memoir or some junk.
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I do not drink T-E-A and haven't had a crumpet in ages. Yet I do like my Fish and Chips (French fries to most of you) and my full English breakfast's.
 
Aw, your gonna hurt Stormy's feelings, I thought it was Stornux
 
Death said:
Aw, your gonna hurt Stormy's feelings, I thought it was Stornux
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I thought it was Compstronux but I'm still trying to wrap my head around me being their child...especially since I am older than both.
 
The Story of Comptonux (With Stormy and Ravage):

On a fine Saturday Night/Morning, somewhere in the Nazi Occupied territory of France two Allied soldiers, one American and One British met and became close friends. During an failed attempt to attack Colmar without the supervising leadership of Stormy, The two soldiers, with their not-then child Ravage, united and became Executive Officers under Stormy's leadership. The two quickly became an dangerous dynamic duo: Comptonux.
Three weeks after the unification of Comptonux a marriage was held on Donner, with Father Dutchoper72 presiding over the wedding of the two Allied Soldiers.
4 weeks after the Marriage, Ravage, who was part of the glue that held the dynamic duo together, was killed in a tragic water skiing accident on the slowly moving river the snow covered map of Flurry. Destroyed by the catastrophe that cost the life of one of their closest friends, the two began to fight, and ultimately resulted in Tonux breaking the duo and moving back to England.
King Compton's closest friend, and first Knight, Stormy, visited Tonux many times in the months after Tonux's departure, and together to two created a clone version of Ravage, naming it Ravage; it carried on the original's sarcastic humor, and its ability to defend the beaches.
After the cloning of Ravage, Tonux came back and reunited with Compton, recreating Comptonux. During the valiant battles in the Flurries of Europe, Tonux admitted to Compton in their comfy home, close to the fire, of Stormy's betrayal, and how Stormy was the real father of Ravage was. At first, Compton was confused, and hurt; but he began to accept his pseudo-son Ravage.
After the news was brought to King Compton, Compton took Stormy aside, and blew his brains out. Tonux, at first was upset, but he made his favorite dish; Fish and Chips, and quickly got over it.

There you have it. The Chronicles of Comptonux.
 
Dr.Compton said:
The Story of Comptonux (With Stormy and Ravage):

On a fine Saturday Night/Morning, somewhere in the Nazi Occupied territory of France two Allied soldiers, one American and One British met and became close friends. During an failed attempt to attack Colmar without the supervising leadership of Stormy, The two soldiers, with their not-then child Ravage, united and became Executive Officers under Stormy's leadership. The two quickly became an dangerous dynamic duo: Comptonux.
Three weeks after the unification of Comptonux a marriage was held on Donner, with Father Dutchoper72 presiding over the wedding of the two Allied Soldiers.
4 weeks after the Marriage, Ravage, who was part of the glue that held the dynamic duo together, was killed in a tragic water skiing accident on the slowly moving river the snow covered map of Flurry. Destroyed by the catastrophe that cost the life of one of their closest friends, the two began to fight, and ultimately resulted in Tonux breaking the duo and moving back to England.
King Compton's closest friend, and first Knight, Stormy, visited Tonux many times in the months after Tonux's departure, and together to two created a clone version of Ravage, naming it Ravage; it carried on the original's sarcastic humor, and its ability to defend the beaches.
After the cloning of Ravage, Tonux came back and reunited with Compton, recreating Comptonux. During the valiant battles in the Flurries of Europe, Tonux admitted to Compton in their comfy home, close to the fire, of Stormy's betrayal, and how Stormy was the real father of Ravage was. At first, Compton was confused, and hurt; but he began to accept his pseudo-son Ravage.
After the news was brought to King Compton, Compton took Stormy aside, and blew his brains out. Tonux, at first was upset, but he made his favorite dish; Fish and Chips, and quickly got over it.

There you have it. The Chronicles of Comptonux.
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I remember about......30% of that :P.
 
So much to cover.

Dr.Compton said:
The Story of Comptonux (With Stormy and Ravage):

On a fine Saturday Night/Morning, somewhere in the Nazi Occupied territory of France two Allied soldiers, one American and One British met and became close friends. During an failed attempt to attack Colmar without the supervising leadership of Stormy, The two soldiers, with their not-then child Ravage, united and became Executive Officers under Stormy's leadership. The two quickly became an dangerous dynamic duo: Comptonux.
Three weeks after the unification of Comptonux a marriage was held on Donner, with Father Dutchoper72 presiding over the wedding of the two Allied Soldiers.
4 weeks after the Marriage, Ravage, who was part of the glue that held the dynamic duo together, was killed in a tragic water skiing accident on the slowly moving river the snow covered map of Flurry. Destroyed by the catastrophe that cost the life of one of their closest friends, the two began to fight, and ultimately resulted in Tonux breaking the duo and moving back to England.
King Compton's closest friend, and first Knight, Stormy, visited Tonux many times in the months after Tonux's departure, and together to two created a clone version of Ravage, naming it Ravage; it carried on the original's sarcastic humor, and its ability to defend the beaches.
After the cloning of Ravage, Tonux came back and reunited with Compton, recreating Comptonux. During the valiant battles in the Flurries of Europe, Tonux admitted to Compton in their comfy home, close to the fire, of Stormy's betrayal, and how Stormy was the real father of Ravage was. At first, Compton was confused, and hurt; but he began to accept his pseudo-son Ravage.
After the news was brought to King Compton, Compton took Stormy aside, and blew his brains out. Tonux, at first was upset, but he made his favorite dish; Fish and Chips, and quickly got over it.

There you have it. The Chronicles of Comptonux.
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First, Compton thats the exact plot of Excalibur. My relationship with most anyone in this clan is that of a consigliere. Whatever you and Tonux do behind Interweb's closed doors has nothing to do with me. I do like the story only for the reason that Ravage is the character i despise most in Excalibur. That is the whinny-little-pansy-incestuous-bastard-child of King Arthur who ends up drowning in his own blood. Please see figure 1.


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Figure 1.


Ravage said:
I'm still trying to wrap my head around me being their child
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Second, its okay Ravage im sure that Compton and Tonux will comfort you in your "uncertainties."

Tonux said:
I do not drink T-E-A and haven't had a crumpet in ages. Yet I do like my Fish and Chips (French fries to most of you) and my full English breakfast's.
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Lastly, i thought i made up the word "crumpet."
 
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