Best Ban Request for Horseless Headless Horseman

[Liliana]

Name: Horseless Headless Horsemann

Server: Halloween Event Server.

Time: Always.

Steam ID: Unreadable

Admins: All of them.

Reason: Hacks. All of them. Every hack in existence is installed on his hard drive, plus some new ones.
He's got,

• Aimbots
• Health increases
• Custom model
• Free Unusual Item
• Free Hat
• Wallhacks
• Aimbots
• Ability Hacks
• Speedhacks
• Unbanhacks
• EVERY. HACK. EVER.

Clearly the only solution is to shut down his internets' connections. Maybe if all of them are down, all the tubes leading to our server from his PC are clogged, he'll go away.

 

[Sharpe]

Name: Horseless Headless Horseman
Server: Events Server
Time: 7:45 EST
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:337
Admins: Me, and all other TF2 Admins
Reason: Wallhacking, Griefing

Was looking to join a server, and have some fun after a nice day. I get in, and there's this guy. Horseless Headless Horsemann. What a jerk he is indeed. First of all, he (Somehow) Says: TAG! YOUR IT! To a random person near him, goes at the person, and Instant KO's them. This pretty much continues throughout the whole game. If enough people can gang up on him, he can be killed, but then he just respawns and starts the same stuff again.

This guy also couldn't be banned. His Steam was modified in such a way that it's almost too "l33t" for the servers. I actually don't think Valve will be able to get rid of this guy. This isn't so much a ban request as a "Hey, if you see this guy, Leave until he gets bored and goes to another server" We, as a community need to put an end to this guy, and destroy him once and for all off the whole internets.

Videos, Condumps, and various other things have been recorded as evidence for this unforgeable event. Please leadership. Either find a way to get rid of this way by your awesome powers, or get Valve on the case.

 

[eurocracy]

This is probably the most descriptive one, it's so massively serious it's funny.
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Offender's Name: Horseless Headless Horseman

Offender's Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:13

Date and Time of Offense: Sunday, October 31st, 2010, Midnight.

Server: eGO 24/7 Event Server

Admin(s) Present at Time of Offense: RedM00n

Reason for Ban Request:
Upon receiving an alert on my ghost detector I found the urge to check if any had arrived on the eGO servers, I quickly scanned the Counter Strike and Day of Defeat servers to no avail. I went through the main eGO TF2 servers to which I could not find him. He was probably in COD4 or BC2 but I requested the Event Server password and thus got it in my quite powerful search. So I went into the lands of TF2 one more time, selecting my signature class of a Pyro and darting into action, rushing around the rather scary map that had been left on. I was quite scared in these dark places, not knowing where to turn due to having not practised on this map before, and I stood there, as a solitary figure. A loud sound of organs playing was what I heard in the distance, causing me to jump considerably and drop my brand new Degreaser on the floor, causing a large dent to appear in it, which caused me to be quite annoyed and indeed unsettled.

I soon overcame my initial fear and headed towards the sound, I was still a little frightened but I reminded myself that the previous fiend we had in TF2 on Halloween simply was scary and could not actually harm you. So I foolishly went on until I saw a mysterious purple mist stretch across a corner, then disappear as though it had sucked away into the darkness. The moon was grinning at me as I glanced around the corner through the dark lenses that was inside my rubbery Pyro suit, it was taunting my foolishness. I had an unusual shiver that swept through my body, the kind that you get when somebody stares at your for too long and you feel at unease until you notice them. With that I slowly turned round and face the abomination.

He was horrific; his bony skeleton covered by a dark shroud that allowed his arms and legs to protrude in bleached bone. He was absolutely headless, if not for a pumpkin that glowed menacingly at me with its carved face mocking me there would be nothing atop of him at all. In his hands he wielded a giant axe, a screaming face carved into the back of it, screaming in absolute horror at the master which wielded it. I stood there, frozen in fear before a horrific scream came from him and he ran at me, only about a couple of meters away and swinging the axe in an arc towards me.

I saw no other choice at that point, I dived to the side and ran, he had swung his axe hard and got it lodged in a wall so I had a while to escape. However, it was only seconds before he was pursuing me again, with a greater hate as his scream got louder and louder as he gained on me. I turned around after arriving in a fielded area and lit alight part of it, creating a wall of fire that would probably stop the haunted menace. I stopped behind the presumed safety of the wall of fire, nothing happening for a while. 5 seconds... 10 seconds...

Then it all turned into hell, with a greater scream than before a burning figure burst clean out of the flames, but it was not him. It was a running sniper, who had recently come back from being away from TF2 and had resumed his duties as an eG admin. I grabbed him and threw him onto the ground, rolling him over to take the flames out, he was alive but greatly wounded as the Horseless Headless Horseman burst out of the flames. The admin was one I recognised, he was an eG by the name of RedM00n who frequented the TF2 and Counter Strike servers.

The Horseless Headless Horseman was not in the very least charred by the flames as he strode closer to us, his bony feet causing the earth to shake with each long step. His axe was being swung back over his shoulder as he approached RedM00n, ready to strike. At that moment RedM00ns feet began to glow, he was preparing his admin power of the almighty kick to use on the Horseless Headless Horseman. He brought his leg up and fired it at the skeletal form, it hit and was no use against the freak, the admin dropped to the ground and was at the mercy of the Horseless Headless Horseman.

It was at these terrifying moments that he told me to run, the last act of bravery he could ever accomplish as an eG admin. I ran at an overwhelming pace, the horrifying blow being struck behind me as the eG admin was taken down by the giant axe that the abomination wielded. I ran to the exit of the map, the Horseless Headless Horseman appearing behind me, laughing as he swung the axe, only to have it stop as though it hit an invisible barrier as I crossed the boundaries of the map. I escaped, but only just that night.

I would like to see him permanently banned for the murder of an eG admin and griefing on the server.

 

[Rathion]

Name: Horseless Headless Horseman

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:0134812

Date and Time: Sunday, October 31st, 2010, Midnight.

Server: eGO 24/7 Event Server

Admin(s) Present: Rathion

Reason for Ban Request:

It was a regular night with all the Pubs and Me, Rathion, on the Event server with Mann Co. Manor running. Out of the blue a player named "Horseless Headless Horseman," seemed to appear out of no where. I was on blue team at the time, trying to capture the 2nd objective. I thought nothing of it at the time, although I thought it was strange that there was no chat alert of a player connecting, maybe it was a glitch I said to myself.

As the night continued on I began to notice very weird actions from this oversized, seemingly overweight player. He was using a weapon I had never seen before, it appeared to be a axe. At this time I noticed Icegladiator had connected, maybe he could shed some light on this players weird behavior. At this time I also noticed he was getting one hit kills, this I thought was really weird. As Ice entered the server he muttered "Oh no!" And began to battle with the horseman. Admin command after admin command had no effect.

After countless commands that seemingly had no effect the horseman had slain my dear comrade Ice, I was still in the dark and bewildered at what just happened. As I received a steam message from Ice stating the player was a known hacker, I began my battle. As Ice began to call for council backup, I was trying to bring down the notorious hacker. I began my onslaught of ban, kick, and silence commands, because frankly the laughing was annoying as heck. I mean really, I would of rather sat through snakes on a plane 5 times (The worst movie evaarrr.)

I began to realize nothing was working, and with no backup on the way I began to think, and think hard. I had a idea! Fight fire with fire! I went engineer and went to work, creating what no Demo ever thought possible. I crated what was feared the most of the Horseman, his Axe. I quickly equipped the weapon to the Demo class and was away. As I fought I was spamming a ban bind I had made earlier trying to rid the server of this horrible player, hoping it would work. As I continued to my surprise the Headless Horseman was growing Tired, and as I hit him over and over, with ban after ban, finally the server uttered "The Horseless Headless Horseman has been defeated." Thinking I had succeeded in my ban, I rejoiced. Minutes later everyone on the server was banned permanently, besides me and ice, and the server was locked. I began to ask ice what was going on when several alarms sounds "A Haunted spy is in the base!" Rcon began to freeze and the un-thinkable happened. He had unauthorized Rcon access!

As I began to smash the player with ban after ban, Ice had been slain and banned from the server. I began my fight with the Horseman, as he uttered, Leave now or be slain, I quickly retreated to request backup from any admin that could help. What few Council members where busy and couldn't assist, so the fight was hopeless. The fight still remains hopeless, as I submit this ban request. We have lost a lot, and will lose a lot to this player, we need to end this fast. For our fallen Comrades, please ban this player.


R.I.P.

IceGladiator (MOD/TF2 Advisor)

The fight will continue to be waged until your ban has been avenged. You will never be forgotten.

 

[DigitalDJ]

Name: Horseless Headless Horseman

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:0000001

Date and Time: 10/31/2010

Server: TF2 Event Server

Admin(s) Present: Myself

Reason for Ban Request: Not only was he taking names with his axe, he was also taking middle initials and social security numbers as well as last names. My guess is hes trying to commit credit card fraud but thats irrelevant. He needs a perm ban to think about this as well as find his head...and horse for that matter.

 

[Death Injection]

Digital Dj - lol