When my mom tries to parallel park: ALL I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT ZIS NEXT PROCEDURE IS ZAT IT WILL BE . . . EXCRUCIATING!
When I lie: YOU MERCENARIES CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
Whenever I eat: Omnomnonmomnom
In tech class: ONE CROSSED WIRE, ONE WAYWARD PINCH OF POTASSIUM CHLORATE, ONE ERRAMT TWITCH . . . AND KABLOOIE!
When a teacher announces a project: OOOHH NOOOO!
When something random happens: <Insert the Pyro's unidentifiable noises here>
English class: "WHAT IS BEAUTY?', THAT WOULD FALL WITHIN THE PURVIEW OF YOUR CONUNDRUMS OF PHILOSOPHY.
When I somehow manage to hit somebody in the head with the thing that was just in my hand, even though I didn't mean to throw it: YOUR HEAD'S A FREAKIN' <Insert name of item thrown here> MAGNET!
Once I reached for the vent button in school when I raised my hand to ask a question and I swear I heard the vent Button down noise... My friends looked at me like I was crazy..