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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i sold my outdated gaming rig today, and i left bc2 on it and threw my cd key away on accident lol. Can anybody help a brother out?
You called V-FIN?
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! :glare:
Here's what you need:
a ninja costume
climbing rope
grappling hook
sleeping gas
a USB flash drive with a huge amount of storage space
the General Lee from "Dukes of Hazzard"
a flame thrower
lots and lots of Saran Wrap
and a lot of duct tape.
What you do is dress up in your ninja costume, go to where ever you sold it to, and try to get in by trick-or-treating. If that didn't work, tie the climbing rope to the grappling hook and scale the person's home. Then, using your ninja sword, chop a hole into the roof and use the sleeping gas to knock out everyone in the house. Having an hour to locate the PC before everyone wakes up, you use your flash drive and download everything in your former PC. When you're done, use the duct tape to flawlessly repair the hole in the roof and saran wrap either their house, their cars, or both if you've brought enough. Should an army of zombie hamsters stand in your way before you've reached the General Lee, use the flame thrower that you've conveniently brought and burn down the trees, grass, neighbors, basically everything but the new PC owner's house and the General Lee. From there, escape, go home, get the required CD key, burn the flash drive, and carry on gaming like nothing had happen.
~Music, signing-off.
There i fixHere's what you need:
a ninja costume
climbing rope
grappling hook
sleeping gas
a USB flash drive with a huge amount of storage space
the General Lee from "Dukes of Hazzard"
a flame thrower
lots and lots of Saran Wrap
and a lot of duct tape.
lots of red bull
and be Music
What you do is dress up in your ninja costume, go to where ever you sold it to, and try to get in by trick-or-treating. If that didn't work, tie the climbing rope to the grappling hook and scale the person's home. Then, using your ninja sword, chop a hole into the roof and use the sleeping gas to knock out everyone in the house. Having an hour to locate the PC before everyone wakes up, you use your flash drive and download everything in your former PC. When you're done, use the duct tape to flawlessly repair the hole in the roof and saran wrap either their house, their cars, or both if you've brought enough. Should an army of zombie hamsters stand in your way before you've reached the General Lee, use the flame thrower that you've conveniently brought and burn down the trees, grass, neighbors, basically everything but the new PC owner's house and the General Lee. From there, escape, go home, get the required CD key, burn the flash drive, and carry on gaming like nothing had happen.
~Music, signing-off.