Facts about HWG.

[Noise]

Blackmesa is babies until HWG becomes a regular.

POW!

Say that to me and the other millions of blackmesa lovers,

 

[=[Ga]= AutoDMC]

If you get enough kills to dominate HWG, he dominates you instead.

...which is all moot because nobody ever kills HWG. He just elects to spend a few moments in spectator mode to make the game seem fair.

 

[engineer]

- When HWG works out, the weights move themselves. They're too scared to NOT move. They remember the time HWG and his buddy Keith used a 20 pound weight as a discus. HWG threw it so far that it crash landed in Roswell. It was erroneusly called a UFO by the newspapers.

 

[ModusPwnens]

when HWG is on spectator, both teams lose.

When spies see HWG, they backstab themselves.

 

[Fear Feathers]

The truth to HWG...

HWG = Heavy Weapons Girl.

Truestory

 

[engineer]

- HWG once trick-or-treated as Sammy Davis Jr. one halloween. When someone said "That's a sweet Al Jolson costume, Dave!", he pulled his minigun out of his plastic candy bucket and decimated him.

 

[Believer]

HWG is The Administrator, therefore it may be said that he is also TF2 itself

 

[spidEY]

HWG completed Team Fortress 2 single player, twice.

 

[Planeswalker]

The 10th class is HWG.

HWG ran into Steve in Mesa. Steve exploded.

HWG once dominated an entire team of spectators...twice.

 

[=[Ga]= AutoDMC]

- When HWG works out, the weights move themselves. They're too scared to NOT move. They remember the time HWG and his buddy Keith used a 20 pound weight as a discus. HWG threw it so far that it crash landed in Roswell. It was erroneusly called a UFO by the newspapers.

...back in time.

- HWG is the M&M that keeps mysteriously appearing in Drew Wolf's nose.

 

[Summer]

HWG is not HWG, He is Chuck Norris in disguise.!

 

[Liliana]

- When HWG works out, the weights move themselves. They're too scared to NOT move. They remember the time HWG and his buddy Keith used a 20 pound weight as a discus. HWG threw it so far that it crash landed in Roswell. It was erroneusly called a UFO by the newspapers.

- I deduce from this that HWG is Ellis x 10.

 

[HWG]

I love this thread, it deserves to be stickied.

 

[Sequel Sentry]

- I deduce from this that HWG is Ellis x 10.

This whole idea came from my Ellis impersonation in vent. I am Ellis, Keith is Keith, HWG is the guy lifting weights with his hair.

 

[engineer]

- HWG's toilet is made out of smelted Soldier helmets.

- HWG is Omni-pwn-tent.

- HWG once found an oil well in Kentucky, but turned the oil into gold by dropping a lock of his Ushankhair into it. The area where the well was located is now known as Ft. Knox.

 

[spidEY]

 

[ModusPwnens]

BAHAHAHA! That's great, Spidey!

 

[engineer]

- HWG's minigun was made by Odeon, the makers of high end pheremone musk. This was discovered after tests show that 60 percent of the time, it crits every time.

 

[GreatNate]

-HWG met himself in an alternate dimension. After seeing himself on the other team, he caused a paradox and exploded from sheer epicness. Even with his shades, the sniper goes blind from looking at the blast through his scope. The blast killed the spy before he was able to activate the Dead Ringer. All this, because he saw himself in a different color uniform. (reference to another thread)

-The only way to beat HWG is to catch him when his gun goes "Click, click, click." Too bad he never runs out of ammo.

-You only THINK you got revenge on HWG, but he actually dominated you so hard the source engine took pity on you.

 

[HWG]

Kiss me.