Facts about HWG.

[OSVG]

Legend of Hexx Thread Deja Vu

 

[smkdog]

sry it took me soo long to reply i was tracing hwg's lineage. turns out he is the son of odin brother to thor and loki. and a nother little known fact is he is the most powerfull of the the 3 he has the combined powers of thor and loki . hence the rowdy fun he exudes and the nevr ending ammo the bullets are like thors hammer they come back to him

 

[engineer]

- HWG does not sleep, he regenerates his Sandvich gland.

- It costs $200,000 for the sewage company to process his urine for twelve seconds. It's 100x more potent than Jarate. So potent that it skips Crits altogether, and kills you outright.

- That massive propane tank on his minigun? That's where he keeps his Crit-a-Cola stash.

- HWG's GRU was created when he punched a can of Bonk so hard that it fused itself with his gloves.

 

[engineer]

Legend of Hexx Thread Deja Vu

- Hexx wears HWG underwear.

 

[engineer]

- HWG sued LucasArts for royalties after playing "The Force Unleashed 2", after discovering that it was a game about his exploits in Turbine. After a settlement was reached, LucasArts changed the game's name to simply "HWG Unleashed".

 

[Summer]

HWG is not HUMAN

 

[engineer]

- HWG once ate at a Fluffy Bun, and used the massive bun to construct a Mega-Sandvich. The sheer magnitude of cheese, bologna, ham, tomato and lettuce used caused his health to reach 12,000. Permanently.

- HWG was planned to be included in Doom as it's final boss. However, when the player would be insta-gibbed on the first hit, testers thought the Minigun's damage was messed up. HWG told a frightened John Romero after the first playtest that "Sasha killing little babies is feature! Good times!". HWG was then replaced by a stupid looking spider brain with a cheap copy of Sasha.

 

[Thor]

- HWG once jumped off the 2fort battlements. This is how we got the Grand Canyon.

 

[Naku_vamp]

HWG once got vac banned, valve quickly rectified the problem and fired everyone that made the vac system and had the new crew re-work it to recognize HWG

 

[xosniper]

HWG is

 

[Sif]

- HWG has enough paint to paint the Sistine Chapel.

 

[boyscout]

Dang, Ima havta meet this HWG guy on break!

 

[engineer]

Suck at playing heavy? Buy this and you won't play any better, but by God you'll look like you know what you're doing! You'll also bear a slight resemblance to HWG. Well, you'll resemble him in everything except skill. As I said, you'll still suck, and HWG will fold you like a suitcase with his bare hands.

 

[ModusPwnens]

Suck at playing heavy? Buy this and you won't play any better, but by God you'll look like you know what you're doing! You'll also bear a slight resemblance resemblance to HWG. Well, everything except skill. As I said, you'll still suck, and HWG will fold you like a suitcase with his bare hands.

I want that. I'll wear it to an interview with the US government.

 

[HWG]

I bought it, so I can be like me.

 

[GHOST_NAPPA]

HWG is from Ohio. His name is Dave. He lost his eye to cancer, which is an excellent ice breaker for conversation, but a terrible asset to have while sniping.

There: Facts about HWG.

 

[ModusPwnens]

HWG is from Ohio. His name is Dave. He lost his eye to cancer, which is an excellent ice breaker for conversation, but a terrible asset to have while sniping.

There: Facts about HWG.

fact: HWG sees more with one eye than I do with two

 

[engineer]

HWG is from Ohio. His name is Dave. He lost his eye to cancer, which is an excellent ice breaker for conversation, but a terrible asset to have while sniping.

There: Facts about HWG.

That's only the cover story. His eye was replaced with captured Borg implants, which he then uses to spy on you when you pee. And then, he kills you.

 

[HWG]

fact: HWG sees more with one eye than I do with two

I salute you, for that was the most witty statement in the world ever. You win my <3

 

[Naku_vamp]

When i sniper attempts to shoot HWG the bullet sees who it is and drops mid flight