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BABIES!
It has come to my attention that we, the glorious and mighty division that is TF2 - who are slightly better ( gotta please management - *wink wink nudge nudge* ) than the other divisions, but otherwise an equal opportunity fragger, are running low on recruits! So ... in order to save our beloved division from the travesties and tragedies of war - we must replenish our numbers! And what better way to do that... than
HATS!
I require your aid, my fellow sisters and brothers - not only to join me on the battlefield on my selected color of team, but to help bring in new members.
Some wars are won with firepower, or strategy, but what we need... is greater than any need of war... we need headgear...
Upon this day, a day which will live in Hatfamy, we the division of TF2 now embark upon a journey to bring upon our body of soldiers - new recruits. Not because it is easy, but because it hard. Like a heavy football helmet-hard. It is the duty of all men and women, of the TF2 division - bring upon us greater number of recruits who will on their entry of the division of TF2 - will receive a new hat, provided by us - the senior majority of members to allow them a greater sense of dignity and community love, whilst being mowed down by my minigun. Should you choose to accept this endeavor, you will be rewarded... with a firm handshake, a recognition of honor, oh... and a HAT! For every ten new bodies... errm... recruits... you bring in... you will receive a hat in recognition of your endeavor.
For each man a hat, for each ten recruited by a member, a hat as well!
So, I wish to partake in this by saying - I require the following... 110 hats, of any quality... over the next month, in addition - 110 name tags... we must... embark upon this journey with the notion that in the end... we the mighty division of TF2, who have journeyed far and wide from dustbowl to granary, to 2FORT! And ... to please AutoDMC... to Turbine, must never give up... for behind us... stands the hat.
Good night... and... good luck!
WHO WILL HELP ME?!
For those wishing to help... please PM ME on the FORUMS with your STEAM name and the donation you wish to make. I will set up the trade with you via a reply. Thank you in advance!
The Mighty List of Helpers
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