I wave hello to the land of sandviches and hats

[Sequel Sentry]

Hi guys. I will put the Ellis in Team Fortress two, and promise you Keith as well. But since you are having a Greek/Roman/Germanic god fad, (You might wanna look them up, or maybe not, old German gods are a bit scary) why not make a god of TF2? I made one up.

His name is "Insert name here" (No, that's really it!), he is the god of wizards (and trolls) and, unlike most people, he IS actually a wizard. Are you? That is the legendary question he poses.

None the less, what will you name him/her? (Doesn't have to have a gender, a few gods didn't.) Alex? Francis? Frances? (DIFFERENCE!) Scoutius? ScoutiusdemocyclopssandvichheavycrabmedicheylookwizardsrentedmuliuspissmasterflamerOMGHESSOCHEEPmaggotkingthe third? Or just Tim. Just a few suggestions, I'm just the new guy anyway, YOU, the longstanding hat-wearing sandvich-eating (maybe chocolate, I don't judge), members of the TF2 division should decide. Right?

Or should I leave it to someone with sanity? If I bring in CS:S, they'll probably start asking if sandviches or chocolate are better (Ex: M4 or AK, every two days will pop up), or talking about jail. And then they will need a God of jail and steal your fad.

DoD:S will still bring about more jail, and probably try shooting at it with their inaccurate guns and grenades while we backstab them with our far superior knives which still do less damage.

CoD is too busy prestiging to name things.

BF:BC2 would be looking for the dogtags on the statues.

Mod is busy waiting for an Insurgency update.

EVE's members are to be completely honest, space cadets. (Haha, get it? Cause they are in space, right?)

WoW is raiding.

Runescape already has gods...hmm.

SC2 requires additional pylons.

LoL is too busy looking for an acronym that causes less people to laugh at them.

So if we look at it, you TF2 people can't be as busy as the other divisions, so why not name your TF2 God? Come on, it can't be that hard. I'll include a poll to help you. Well you're at it, include a statue, put it in Mesa2, and be done with it.

Oh and, I'll be seeing you.

EDIT: If you were wondering what the long one was,

Scoutius Demo Cyclops Sandvich Heavy Crab Medic Hey Look Wizards Rented Mulius Piss Master Flamer OMG SO CHEAP maggot king the third.

 

[Zero711]

Artemis is the Greek God of Spying, so I pick her.

First mention of Artmeis at 4:18,
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTkGzyL_7sY[/ame]

 

[Prisoner416]

I nominate the name "Nietzsche".

 

[Sequel Sentry]

Never heard of a statue named Pm Beta, but I like the idea.

 

[eurocracy]

I'm confused

 

[Sequel Sentry]

I'm confused

As I intended.

 

[Liliana]

Ranthusiusnistok I. (Pronounced: Ran-thyoos-ee-us-NISS-tock-the-first)
He was the god of medics. I am his very very distant descendant, Ranthus (Pronounced: RANTH-iss).

His skills were legendary. Every medic presented to the priest of Ranthusiusnistok I who displays extraordinary talent is given special permission to bear a flag bearing the crest of Ranthusiusnistok and a blessed ubersaw from Ranthusiusnistok I's ancient personal guard of battle-medics. The myth is that they were never without an ubercharge...

Not very many people have this extraordinary talent. They are almost mythical.
No, I am definitely not one. I'm a plain, "good" medic.


Heaviustis WG, god of Heavy. (Pronounced: Hevv-ee-iss-tiss WG)

Exalted in the same manner as Ranthusiusnistok, but with Heavies and Sandviches instead.
Yes, the near mythical heavies do eat ancient sandwiches from people who have already eaten them thousands of years ago...they can deal with it.


Heaviustis WG and Ranthusiusnistok I are worshipped by both heavies and medics in conjunction, and side by side. They are the deities of the church of HM-TEAM.

 

[Carmine]

PM Beta IMHO.

 

[Naku_vamp]

i vote dasscootimus the god of speed

or Muffiluficus - the lord i fire

 

[kionay]

i vote dasscootimus the god of speed

or Muffiluficus - the lord i fire

YES
i vote for Muffiluficus!!