Bodily Functions

Quaffer

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"Quaffer! Long time! Where have you been?"

"I went visiting. I'll give you a hint. Miss, bring me and my mate a Fosters. Please."

"Aha! How's London?"

"Seems better. Back in the game. A little troubled. We had a nice chat."

"Who would be crass enough to trouble I Survived the London Blitz?"

"Nailed it! The crass part that is. Seems some admin kept using a word normally used by the less gentile to describe a bodily function.

"He straightened him out but wanted my take on it. It was crude, not profane.

"We agreed that once was a slip, but again and again, not so much. I told him that I thought he was right to address the issue and that it was the sort of thing I did not want to hear coming out of my kids mouth. That's the standard that I use."

"Well Quaffer, some kids think that using words that make the little kids giggle, and the old ladies scowl is a way to show how grown up they are."

"Funny, I figure that refraining from using them was more a mark of maturity. My father once told me that a gentleman is someone who is never intentionally rude. It turned out well; The admin said he wouldn't do it again.

"Still, I kept thinking about it on the way home. Here's what I should have brought up. The big thing about EdgeGamers is we encourage respect on the servers."

"That's why I play here."

"Well think about it. How does using a word like that come across as a form of respect? Not the tone were trying for is it?"

"Well Quaffer, you know what I do when it's going South and I can't catch a break?"

"What's that?"

"I don't key my mic."

"Yeah well, you know what they call a guy like you."

"What?"

"A gentleman."
 
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Fantastic story, Quaffer; this is easily recommended reading for everyone here.

Every time I see the title on the front page, my first thought is "Uh-oh, I'm going to have to delete something now..."

I'm glad to be wrong this time! :)
 
Fantastic story, Quaffer; this is easily recommended reading for everyone here.

Every time I see the title on the front page, my first thought is "Uh-oh, I'm going to have to delete something now..."

I'm glad to be wrong this time! :)


lol
 
Ahh Quaffer I was just sitting here in school almost falling asleep (so much for only sleeping 2 hours eh?) And this pops up.. Made me giggle like hell, and I must say I don't giggle much.
 
Heard some or stuff I didn't care for on a server the other night. Time for a bump.
 
About a half an hour to write. I'm not that quick a typist. Perhaps five or ten minutes to polish. Thank heaven for spell check. The most difficult thing is finding a topic. I usually wait until one jumps up and demands attention. As this one did.
 

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