Declaration of eGO

[Luke]

We the people of the Edge Gamers Organization, have come together to create a more perfect community. When, in the coarse of gaming history, it becomes necessary for the people to unite and give basic rights for that of man. We hold these thruths to be self-evident that all gamers are created equal, that they are endowed by their own will to have fun, that among these are friends, socialization, and the simple will of their purchase. That to secure these rights, Council, Division Leaders, and Advisors are instituited among gamers, deriving their just powers from the consent of their equals. That whenever these rules are infringed on, it is the right of the people to correct and to abolish or change that person. The history of Edge Ganers shows that this form of a organization is just. We, therefore, the Representatives of the Edge Ganers Organization, have assembled to do good for the people and is governed by the people. We must never denounces our freedom in war or peace, as it is the will of the people to alter or to abolish such Evil. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Organization, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
Writer : Lukas105
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Founders : Artimus | JohnT
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Community Managers : Artimus, Kendle, Dominion, GardenGroveVW
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Tech. Council : Agent86
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Divisional Council : Slayr357, Kamakize Tommy, Mostly Harmless, USCG Hammer, Rocko, 2sl0w, Duality, Sloppie.
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Day Of Defeat : (DLs) Angreifen,Spray, Jeod66.
(Advisors) Blue Stealth, KillerxDebo, General Nuisance, C-WHiT, Greenlight Terror, Boyle.
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Team Fortress 2 : (DLs) Jedihitman, Burt Reynolds.
(Advisors) Kevimaster, iGreen, NCA, The Yeti, IceGladiator.
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Counter Strike Source : (DL) Ill Legend
(Advisors) Cryptex, Rogue Sniper, Blackhawksniper, Iamevilbear, Bigredking, Beta, FartVader.
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Call of Duty : (DLs) TomsSound, Unxpected, Vicious*****.
(Advisors) Johnny Blaze, Stick, FrikFry, Phalanx2157, Endiment.
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Mod : (DLs) Jedihitman, Burt Reynolds.
(Advisors - Insurgency) Drunkenfetus, !Epic Fail!, Rtdriver.
(Advisor - Resistance and Liberation) The Yeti.
(Advisors - Firearms : Source) IceGladiator, DigitalDJ.
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BattleField : Bad Company 2 : (DL) Not know yet
(Advisors) Music, Noxx, Plug, Leftenent.
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Eve - Online : (DLs) Milwaukee, FallenDream, Respawn.
(Advisors) Blcknight454, The Uncle P.
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World of Warcraft : (DLs) xFacter, Snipeye.
(Advisors) Beautiful1, iWhiskey, Fact, ImDead.
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Personnel Service Center : (DLs) Crazy Wolf, Razor1. (Advisors) Cullmann, Shepardofgod, Icestyle, Dead Tom, BloodyBunny.
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Strat Gaming : (DL) Matt With A Cat.
(Advisors - StarCraft II) Whisker Biscuit, Funn3lcak3s.
(Advisors - League of Legends) Mister Adam, Lava.
(Advisors - Runescape) Josh Cash.
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*** I would like to thank all members of the Edge Gamers Organization, for making our community one of the most, if not the best, in the world.

 

[BvB]

Is this like a parody of the declaration of independence or something ?

Like a USA thing?

 

[Erich]

Nice.

 

[Kain-]

Is this like a parody of the declaration of independence or something ?

Like a USA thing?

i wanna say yes, i like it tho

 

[Hero93]

Nice typos lol

 

[seek.and.destroy]

I like the idea, but I think the declaration of independence should never be altered or rewritten.

 

[_MEGA]

Why am I not in this? Good idea but like seek said (too lazy to repeat) and it should be more... original.

 

[Vexx]

Haha I like it! +10 Luke.

 

[Luke]

THIS IS NOT A PARODY, but a copy of the Declaration of the United States, along with the bill of rights, and some other documents. In no way is this meant to harm or isolate feelings against the Declaration of Independence. It has been altered, nut parodized to what we do here a eGO. It is also meant with freedom of expression and speech, this is me excersing that right.

 

[Dr.Compton]

Declaration of Independence was the founding fathers saying "Hey, England, Ima let you continue, but its time we list our grievances against you, that way you know that we's leavin for a reason, not just cuz."

This is totally different, with paraphrases.

 

[Dead Tom]

Kendle, Slayer357, Kamakize Tommy, Dominion, Rashell are also founders.

 

[YoSpankDawg]

We the people of the Edge Gamers Organization, have come together to create a more perfect community. When, in the coarse of gaming history, ...

Yes....it has been rather rough over the years, hasn't it?

 

[DanJK]

Nice 1 thing though, Blackhawksniper is no longer an advisor sadly.

 

[gingertonic]

Spellcheck and proofreading are your friend.

 

[Aneruen]

Spellcheck and proofreading are you friend.

irony

 

[gingertonic]

irony

at least someone has a sense of humor

 

[mrcool]

eyeranee

Fixed.

Also, wow.

 

[eurocracy]

Fixed.

Also, wow.

Wait what

 

[Luke]

Spellcheck and proofreading are your friend.

This is what you get, when I use Wordpad.

 

[Darth]

Cool!