A random joke....

[s@ik]

so do i laugh after which phrase
?

 

[iEye Captain]

What did the math textbook say to the other textbook?

I have a lot of problems..

 

[First Timer]

LMAO,nice joke iEye Captain!

 

[Caped_Sensei]

wowowowowowow sectus bumped t3h thread. and omg! people who arnt hating

 

[Liliana]

Oh, I didn't see the dates. Opps.

 

[TheyCallMeC]

What would america be called if everyone drove a light red bmw?


a PINK CARNATION!

 

[TheyCallMeC]

I once enter a pun telling contest

i entered 10 puns

can you guess how many won?

no pun in ten did (sounds like intended)
[its really more of a verbal joke]

 

[GlobalRoyal]

Epic Fails!!

 

[Caped_Sensei]

yeah it is an epic fail, and that was last year. and shouldn't it be locked since it was bumped?

 

[First Timer]

I guess since everyone is posting their puns and jokes here,this thread should be sticky? =X
Two Peanuts entered a bar
One was a salted.

 

[Caped_Sensei]

haha

 

[Panzer1509]

"Why was the swedish guy crawling into the store?"

He was looking for low prices

 

[iEye Captain]

"Why was the swedish guy crawling into the store?"

He was looking for low prices

Why does it have to be a Swedish guy?

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved.

 

[Gizzmo]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (The world may NEVER know.)

This was probably supposed to be funny at one point.

 

[Vipers_Venom]

WOW! That brings back childhood memories! lol

 

[First Timer]

I don't get Gizzmo

 

[Gizzmo]

I don't get Gizzmo's . . .

That's normal but you have to edit it a bit to make sense.

I don't get Gizzmo

Better

 

[Caped_Sensei]

Airplane Jokes:
"Last one off the plane must clean it."
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Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land ... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
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And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry ...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!
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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
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[First Timer]

LMAO,for someone who can't fly!!!

 

[LuxSmash]

everybody in the forum -_-