TF2 Jokes!

[Bonecrusher]

So here, a little list of TF2 jokes. Post Yours!

Why did the Spy cross the road?
He didn't, he never really was on your side.

Why doesn't the spy have friends?
Hes a backstabber.

Why didn't the engineer cross the road?
He didn't have a teleporter up

Why did The Heavy call Spiderman?
He was sick and tired of the Sandman.

Why does the heavy keep getting fatter?
He has over 6 sandviches given to him by valve

Why did the HWG spin down his gun?
Pyro took off the mask.

The spy walked up to the engy and says:
"Sup dawg i herd you llike buidlings so i sapped all your stuff so you can rebuild while I flee"

Post yours

 

[Darth]

Haha those were funny!

 

[Ice hearted killer]

like the first one best.

why did the demo miss the spy?
becasue hes a one eyed scothis cyclops and tonight hes hammered!

 

[TxTKiller]

Funny

 

[ModusPwnens]

ahahaha you took all mine

 

[DUCE]

Why did the Spy go to the bank?

To cash in a Spy check

 

[Ice hearted killer]

haha yes duce

 

[PloxBox]

What sound was made when Scout's mom dropped him on his head?

BONK!

 

[Bonecrusher]

Here's some more

Why doesn't Scout's Mother talk to Spy anymore?
He gave her spy crabs

How do you keep a Pyro busy?
Tell him there's a Spy in the spawn room.

What do Pyros call it when they set a Spy on fire?
....A French Fry

 

[eurocracy]

Haha, some of these are pretty good!

 

[Reapycheap]

i got one

The Boston Basher.

 

[Peace maker]

Haha! The first one was great