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ITT I apologize to Ill Legend for doubting the football skills of "I'll show you my Big Ben if I meet you at a club" Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, who if Jesus was black, probably possessed the same hair, and the play calling of Omar Epps.
Wait, what?
Here in 'MERICA we have a national anthem, and in that anthem is a verse that says "There's no crying in football", taken from the classic film Remember the Titans starring Tom Hanks. Or something like that.
(Scene from said movie)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_MYX_Oto0&feature=related[/ame]
Unlike in football however, there are no rules restricting what is allowed at a game viewing party (I believe Rohypnol is still frowned upon at most social gatherings). That being said, it is no surprise to witness embarrassing sobs by the fans of a losing team, aka every Pittsburgh fan during the first half.
Pic related:
But my oh my how things changed during the second half. The third quarter was riddled with Raven turn overs. Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre during any clutch situation of his career.
Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre at a Wrangler commercial hosted by Jenn Sterger.
Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre wh--
Nevermind...
Anyway, Pittsburgh managed to catch up and every fan went crazier than Michael Richards after being heckled by an audience member.
At this point Pittsburgh had possession of the ball and made a huge completion that put them at the goal line, and at this point it's fans and Legend's underwear never looked back (at the life it had before being soiled in poo, that is). No doubt this game quickly turned into that of such suspense and anxiety for both teams that it rivaled the "edge of your seat" feelings brought on when watching Jaws III and wondering what was eating everyone.
After much grunting and groaning, Pittsburgh managed to push it in and after a horrid start, pulled off a great win more shocking than finding out Anakin Skywalker turns into James Earl Jones. Oops, spoiler.
^ Your faces (and James Earl Jones)
So here we have it, my written apologies to Ill Legend and his underwear for doubting the capabilities of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
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Wait, we're talking about the Pittsburgh Steelers? Well that changes a lot. Of course they won, they have James Harrison to give the entire opposing team concussions.
R.I.P.
Bonus, Ill Legend:
Here in 'MERICA we have a national anthem, and in that anthem is a verse that says "There's no crying in football", taken from the classic film Remember the Titans starring Tom Hanks. Or something like that.
(Scene from said movie)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_MYX_Oto0&feature=related[/ame]
Unlike in football however, there are no rules restricting what is allowed at a game viewing party (I believe Rohypnol is still frowned upon at most social gatherings). That being said, it is no surprise to witness embarrassing sobs by the fans of a losing team, aka every Pittsburgh fan during the first half.
Pic related:
But my oh my how things changed during the second half. The third quarter was riddled with Raven turn overs. Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre during any clutch situation of his career.
Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre at a Wrangler commercial hosted by Jenn Sterger.
Flacco gave it up more than Brett Favre wh--
Anyway, Pittsburgh managed to catch up and every fan went crazier than Michael Richards after being heckled by an audience member.
At this point Pittsburgh had possession of the ball and made a huge completion that put them at the goal line, and at this point it's fans and Legend's underwear never looked back (at the life it had before being soiled in poo, that is). No doubt this game quickly turned into that of such suspense and anxiety for both teams that it rivaled the "edge of your seat" feelings brought on when watching Jaws III and wondering what was eating everyone.
After much grunting and groaning, Pittsburgh managed to push it in and after a horrid start, pulled off a great win more shocking than finding out Anakin Skywalker turns into James Earl Jones. Oops, spoiler.
^ Your faces (and James Earl Jones)
So here we have it, my written apologies to Ill Legend and his underwear for doubting the capabilities of the Pittsburgh Pirates.
.........
.........
Wait, we're talking about the Pittsburgh Steelers? Well that changes a lot. Of course they won, they have James Harrison to give the entire opposing team concussions.
R.I.P.
Bonus, Ill Legend:
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