The Worlds Funniest joke

[Martyr]

Don't laugh too hard after reading this joke

Its said that 9/10 people die of laughter after reading it.


There once was a man who --------------------Censored for the health of the general public-----------------------------Trying to go around this government placed filter will result in death by the electric chair for attempted (and in some cases successful) murder by laughter----------------------------------------- it finally ended when the man told the them that he was --------------------Censor---------------------.

 

[Austin]

I don't understand, why did the government censor it?

 

[The Slayer]

i feel quite alive, and i don't get the joke =P. I win

 

[Darth]

Worlds most boring joke... Yes I said it.

 

[JayFlip]

Its said that 9/10 people die of laughter after reading it.

Actually, I think this makes 9/10 people kill themselves, and the tenth person just says they died of laughter to make other people read it and kill themselves, too. Because they can't tell you why they died, right?

 

[Soul_of_a_Sinner]

soul disapproves of this thread

 

[xosniper]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Punch line

Punch line who?

No, the correct response is "Punch line where?"

 

[SkoomaDealer]

What do you call an eagle without hair? A bald eagle. This joke is better, it actually made someone laugh from its stupidity believe it or not. :O

 

[blackhawksniper]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Punch line

Punch line who?

No, the correct response is "Punch line where?"

I laughed more at this

 

[Louis VI]

I laughed more at this

Me too

 

[TheyCallMeC]

you dont even deserve the respectful chirp of crickets on that one.

your prize?

angry silence.

 

[Kamon]

I laughed more at this

Glad I'm not the only one. I almost feel bad for it, too.

 

[Lance]

Nope.avi