Favourite Quote
- Thread starter Selmuir
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"Life is pain, Princess. Anyone telling you differently is trying to sell you something." - Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce swallow cannot carry a one pound coconut." - Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Unknown
"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce swallow cannot carry a one pound coconut." - Monty Python and The Quest for the Holy Grail
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. - Unknown
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Church: "triangle of confusion! rhombus of terror! porabola of mystery!"
red vs. blue = fun times
red vs. blue = fun times
"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?"
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning"
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
"No matter where you are... Everyone is always connected."
"Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him"
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning"
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
"No matter where you are... Everyone is always connected."
"Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him"
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LMFAO Maninhavit!!
"…and god said:
εoΦΕ*dΑ=Σq
ΦB*ds=µoʃj*dA+µoεo * d/dt ʃ E*dA
ΦΕ*ds= -d/dt ʃ B*dA
ΦB*dA= 0
...and there was light"
OMG wow.
I saw someone else have this quote in their sig and i though it was absluetly true. Here is what i remember of it:
"The only thing we learned when we look back at history, is that we never learn from history."
"…and god said:
εoΦΕ*dΑ=Σq
ΦB*ds=µoʃj*dA+µoεo * d/dt ʃ E*dA
ΦΕ*ds= -d/dt ʃ B*dA
ΦB*dA= 0
...and there was light"
OMG wow.
I saw someone else have this quote in their sig and i though it was absluetly true. Here is what i remember of it:
"The only thing we learned when we look back at history, is that we never learn from history."
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Julius Caesar
History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
George S. Patton
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.
Francois Fenelon
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
Adolf Hitler
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
George S. Patton
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
George S. Patton
Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
George Burns
I never said most of the things I said.
Yogi Berra
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
I came, I saw, I conquered.
Julius Caesar
History is more or less bunk.
Henry Ford
Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
George S. Patton
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.
Francois Fenelon
The victor will never be asked if he told the truth.
Adolf Hitler
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
George S. Patton
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
George S. Patton
Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Nobody is perfect, my name is nobody
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*From one of the most intellectual and well written things of all time, Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot:
"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves." - Carl Sagan
*One of my favorite philosophical quotes:
"No one knows whether death may not be the greatest of goods for people, but they fear it as if they knew for certain that it's the worst thing of all." - Socrates
*A quote from one of my favorite authors:
"...No, it is impossible, it is impossible to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of one's existence--that which makes its truth, its meaning--its subtle and penetrating essence. It is impossible. We live as we dream--alone..." - Joseph Conrad (A Heart of Darkness)
*A quote from a famous Russian cosmonaut:
"I don't see any God up here..." - Yuri Gagarin (In orbit, 1961)
"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves." - Carl Sagan
*One of my favorite philosophical quotes:
"No one knows whether death may not be the greatest of goods for people, but they fear it as if they knew for certain that it's the worst thing of all." - Socrates
*A quote from one of my favorite authors:
"...No, it is impossible, it is impossible to convey the life-sensation of any given epoch of one's existence--that which makes its truth, its meaning--its subtle and penetrating essence. It is impossible. We live as we dream--alone..." - Joseph Conrad (A Heart of Darkness)
*A quote from a famous Russian cosmonaut:
"I don't see any God up here..." - Yuri Gagarin (In orbit, 1961)
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"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
Napoleon Bonaparte
Theres mine. Also from my favourite leader
Napoleon Bonaparte
Theres mine. Also from my favourite leader
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Oof my favorites:
"As cunning as a fox standing in a library of cuningness" - Baldrick, Black Adder. (dunno if it counts as a quote)
"Here' s Johnny!" Dunno where it' s from anymore"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" - Weird French, Monty Python's The Holy Grail. (I see it as a quote) xD
"Now go away or I shallt taunt you a second time" Same
"What a strange person." same as above
"Just a flesh wound" - The Black Knight, Monty Python
" King of the who?"
"I order you to be quiet!" - King Arthur, Monty Python.
(Might edit this, in a hurry)
"As cunning as a fox standing in a library of cuningness" - Baldrick, Black Adder. (dunno if it counts as a quote)
"Here' s Johnny!" Dunno where it' s from anymore"
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries" - Weird French, Monty Python's The Holy Grail. (I see it as a quote) xD
"Now go away or I shallt taunt you a second time" Same
"What a strange person." same as above
"Just a flesh wound" - The Black Knight, Monty Python
" King of the who?"
"I order you to be quiet!" - King Arthur, Monty Python.
(Might edit this, in a hurry)
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I saw someone else have this quote in their sig and i though it was absluetly true. Here is what i remember of it:
"The only thing we learned when we look back at history, is that we never learn from history."
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That quote is actually from Otto von Bismarck and it's in my sig atm..
I saw someone else have this quote in their sig and i though it was absluetly true. Here is what i remember of it:
"The only thing we learned when we look back at history, is that we never learn from history."
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That quote is actually from Otto von Bismarck and it's in my sig atm..
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I got 2 from Albert Einstein (great man):
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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I have a ton, but amongst the more profound ones, J Peterman stands out with his insanity. My sig is my favorite quote of his, but in context..
PETERMAN: THAT'S IT!
ELAINE: What's it?
PETERMAN: That infernal rattling sound that has plagued me these past two days - and I could not find the
source. In my office, in the hallway. even in the men's room! Shame on you, Elaine!
ELAINE: No, no, Mr. Peterman that wasn't me!
PETERMAN: That reminds me of the Hatian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side
have you?
ELAINE: No Mister Peterman.
PETERMAN: Because, if I hear one more rattle - just one - your out on your can And if you are undead -
I'll find out about that too.
PETERMAN: THAT'S IT!
ELAINE: What's it?
PETERMAN: That infernal rattling sound that has plagued me these past two days - and I could not find the
source. In my office, in the hallway. even in the men's room! Shame on you, Elaine!
ELAINE: No, no, Mr. Peterman that wasn't me!
PETERMAN: That reminds me of the Hatian Voodoo rattle torture! You haven't gone over to their side
have you?
ELAINE: No Mister Peterman.
PETERMAN: Because, if I hear one more rattle - just one - your out on your can And if you are undead -
I'll find out about that too.
I like the one on my sig and
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-George S. Patton, Jr.
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
-Benjamin Franklin
We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-b*****s we're going up against. By God, I do.
-George S. Patton, Jr.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-George S. Patton, Jr.
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
-Benjamin Franklin
We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-b*****s we're going up against. By God, I do.
-George S. Patton, Jr.
