Is there a doctor in the house!?!?... besides Compton.

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ST0RMY

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Hey fellas,

In case you haven?t heard my sob story, back in April of 2010 I was riding a new mountain bike trail with my friend who was visiting from Arizona. Anyways I was having a great time tearing it up when I did what my friend described as ?an awesome half-summersault-backplant into the only pile of rocks around.? Thats right, even if i do something completely wrong im awesome at it. :cool:


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Anyways from the three hours of waiting in an emergency room and about five minutes with the doctor I was informed I incurred a Grade-II Acromioclavicular (jacked up my left shoulder) separation, 2 fractured ribs, and a concussion. As for the concussion it was not diagnosed as I know better than to inform doctors of a head injury unless I want to spend the night in the hospital.


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Well after a few months in a sling and physical therapy I was good to go-- until last September when I hurt it again at work. Long story short; tomorrow I?ll be getting arthroscopic surgery to shorten and reattach the ligaments in my shoulder after my orthopedic specialist upgraded it to a Grade-III. In any case the surgery will only be a few hours but the Doctor told me that after the surgery I will be in a lot of pain.

Pain I can deal with, but I deal with it in a special way?sheer unadulterated anger.

Im not sure which of the wires got crossed in my thick skull but it just so happens that I get angry when im in pain, or sad, or bored, or playing jail. So I have a special favor to ask all of you:

Please do not message (via Steam or Vent pm) me as I will likely ignore you.
Please do not poke fun at me as I will have to borrow some of Ronpauls hacks and come after you.
Please do not ask me any pointless questions or questions others could answer.
Please just leave me alone.


Im not trying to be a jerkface and normally it makes my day to help you guys and gals out, but while I recover I need to be left alone. Ill most likely be in Vent and feel free to bother me there but in order to game I will likely be using an Xbox 360 controller in my left injured side, and a mouse on top of a notebook on my right, so typing will be a bother. I will be playing video games since getting my mind off of the pain is needed to avoid insanity. The night of my original injury i rocked myself back and forth while mumbling, crying, and watching a Shirley Temple movie-- this time I'll just play DoD. Oh and did I mention that I will be in pain, heavily medicated, and maybe drinking? :thumbup:

P.S. I know its bad timing with our the Realism Tournament starting on Saturday but there are plenty of capable people to help you along. Oh, and im not the kind of pansy that would miss out on the tournament because of some wee-little excruciatingly painful wound.
 
heavily medicated, and maybe drinking

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Dear ST0RMY

I really hope you get better soon, since i am unable to play realism without your presence and motivation:(

Those people taking care of you have no idea what you mean to this european... you mean alot to me, mate.

You are my dod brother, you are the beholder of the DoD spirit, the merry spirit, the funny spirit and sometimes the serious spirit :)

Stormy, you're always friendly on vent with your american accent, and I wish to send you 3 cases of beer, but i cannot effort such shipping.

You've always been there if i needed someone to talk to and your inspirous speech has always kept my head cool (if thats how you say it)

Whenever im bored, i go down and talk to you, join your server and chat with you.

You make me feel, that you're someone close to my family, but that is not even the case ;)

I only join DoD:s events if you're there, if not, i'd see no reason to come (sorry other ECs)

You and blas can get loaded any time and i still feel the friendlyness, even when you were drunk yourself, but still you can scare spammers away by yelling very loud at them, lol

You can always count on me as well stormy (unless im sleeping)

"No one can replace the stormy, the stormy is himself and no one else can be stormy. Stormy is not expendable, since he is crucial in keeping up morale and thus stormy runs around in french and italian villages, with his favorite gun, the undeployed MG42, filling people with lead" :)

I am at school right now so i dont have much time, but i put alot of emotions into the above. ;)
 
Good looks on this thread ST0RMY. whether it be legit or not, it made my morning.
 
Sounds like a bad deal. Good thing you got realism to take all that RL nonsense off your mind. Get well soon bro.
P.S. I think Stormy and Panzer have got something going on....
 
Sounds like a bad deal. Good thing you got realism to take all that RL nonsense off your mind. Get well soon bro.
P.S. I think Stormy and Panzer have got something going on....

Wow, you simmer down! :sneaky2:

P.S. Youve already managed to disregard requests 2 and 4 before ive even had my surgery. You ma'am, are now dead to me. Blue since its customary for Americans to only have one person dead to them youre getting a repreave. ;)
 
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Ironic. The simplest way to achieve your objectives would have been not to post this thread. Feel better.
 
Roger, will stop bothering you effective immediately, good luck and feel better.
 
Well there's your problem right there--it appears you have a dislocated reverse-Nike swoosh.
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I can't believe the doctors didn't catch that. Put that baby right back in and you're good to go.
 
Back in 2003 I was riding my road bike in Seattle and going approx 25 mph, when I ran head on into another bicyclist. I had a type IV shoulder separation. I know you feel. Luckily, mine was awesome enough to heal back and is actually more mobile and stronger than before.

Have fun with the surgery and hope to see you back soon!
 
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Hey bud, you know how I drink on the weekends in a friendly manner at the clubs I just want to say random stupid videos and pics sent to u under a drunken state does not count and bugging u as you know my text quotes are usually of the awesomeness of all time. Plus I always do something stupid.. look on the bright side I will be in your same boat soon enough. :-)

Plus drinking n heavily medicated is the way to play dods imo.

Ps: I am not promoting or encouraging of medication or drinking under age. But its more fun Haha.
 
glad you are gettin fixed...well...your shoulder...no hope for your head...hope all goes well stormy...
 
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