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[YoSpankDawg]

This is merely an account of maybe 1/4 of the great times to be had in realism...
(1/4 - strategy meetings 1/4 - voice chat 1/4 - actual, crazy, events)
However, it still shows how much of a blast we have. My favorite quotes SO FAR:

CLAREMONT
=(eGO)=™ Dutchoper72 [PFC]: hmm cant get out of spawn.....
=(eGO)=™ ronpaul: oh, derp
=(eGO)=™ ronpaul: I need you to live it Spank

(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March: whats the password my game screwed up
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: But...you're...in here.

=(eG)=™Death_Keeper[Oberst]: bind "key" "say Meg left"

=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Sgt.] {R}: does any1 else hear a wolf howl?
=(eGO)=™ Skippy {R}: sorry that was skippy
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Sgt.] {R}: no honestly did anybody else hear it?
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Sgt.] {R}: this is freaking me out now...wolves are hungry creatures that will eat anything
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Sgt.] {R}: oh its my mouse wheel...it makes a wierd howl sound when I use it on fast scroll
=(eGO)=™ Dutchoper72 [PFC]: your mouse is going to eat you

=(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Stormy aint exactly "All here."



ANZIO
(ALL) =(eGO)=?„? ST0RMY [Sbfw.]: Please try to join your proper team
=(eGO)=?„?Psychosoldier9: do or do not, there is no try

=(eGO)=?„? Ravage [2Lt.] {R}: vertical runs norts east and west, horizontal runs east-westa nd splits north an=(eGO)=?„? Ravage [2Lt.] {R}: easy to understand
=(eGO)=?„?Psychosoldier9: dont hurt yourself ravage

(Team) =(eG)=?„? FluxionoixulF {R} : I'm tired. So I will probably suck the turtle tonight. =\
(shortly before he went 17-1)

=(eGO)=?„? Blasphemy[GT]: congrats... u want a cookie
=(eGO)=?„? Ravage [2Lt.] {R}: YES I WANT COOKIE!
=(eG)=?„? SmileyJ {R} [PFC]: *Gives a cookie to everyone*
=(eGO)=?„? Ravage [2Lt.] {R}: *takes everybody's cookie, except ronpaul's"
=(eGO)=?„? Blasphemy[GT]: <3 steals all Ravage's cookies
=(eGO)=?„? Ravage [2Lt.] {R}: I ate them already
=(eGO)=?„? Blasphemy[GT]: Fatty!

(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Blasphemy[GT]: btw everyone has been kicked on vent for spamming, blame the CSS Leadership Your welcome
(ADMINS) =(eG)=?„? Fluxion {R} : Yeah was wondering.
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Dr.Compton [GEN]: Serious?
(Team) =(eG)=?„? Fluxion {R} : Sorry.
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Dr.Compton [GEN]: lol
(Team) =(eG)=?„? Fluxion {R} : Habit. Lol.
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Blasphemy[GT]: yup lol..
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? JavaBasher: it was Beta wasnt it
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Dr.Compton [GEN]: It was Beta again
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? JavaBasher: /facepalm

(Team) =(eGO)=?„?StealthFighter: shiftwalk knifing distance face to cell and freeze 0505 compton
(Team) =(eGO)=?„? Dr.Compton [GEN]: ffffffffffff

(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: use the mic brain!!!!!!
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: i must hear you!!!
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Bad Brain [GM]: youve heard me you nub
=(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: nope
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: id know
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: i can only imagine what its like
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: probably glorious

=(eGO)=™ ronpaul: That means we shouldn't be seeing anyone in double windows
=(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: did you?
=(eGO)=™ ronpaul: Nope
=(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: Ok then.

(my dog was barking while I was trying to give out orders pre-round)
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: WOOF, WOOF WOOF.
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: shush
(Team) =(eGO)= Dr.Compton [GEN]: I love dogs :x

(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: Ides "One man wrecking crew" of March
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Do I get a cool Nickname?
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: Good job all
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Can it be like Dr. "The Boss" Compton?
=(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: Dr. "pain in the ass" Compton
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Oh, I like that too

(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: Good luck men. They're gonna be pissed.



HARRINGTON
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: Priming the rifle??
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: No, the rifle itself? WHo throws their rifle?
(Team) =(eG)=™ SmileyJ {R} [PFC]: I do
=(eG)=™ Panzer1509: woohoo bayonets

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: IM SO NERVOUS
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: me too!
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: its like prom all over
(Team) =(eGO) backstab, u werent nervous at prom once we got on the dancefloor
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: amiright
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: that ruffie sure helped
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: well obv, i make SURE ur coming home with me
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: drug reference, banned.
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: lol <3
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: ^^
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Mr. Boe Jangles[Ogef: your love is a drug

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: compton u only need to watch upstairs window
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: im watching normal road way
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: rgr?
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: wat
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: k babe

(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: er1509: think my sound card crapped itself... omg

=(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC] : brb gotta pee
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Bad Brain [GM]: me too
(Team) =(e)=™GordonFreeman{R}[Stze.]: go in your pants
(Team) =(e)=™GordonFreeman{R}[Stze.]: what i do
(Team) =(e)=™GordonFreeman{R}[Stze.]:
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haup]: YSD is in the bathroom
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Uffz.]: hope you washed your hands
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: if ud like to leave a msg
(Team) =(e)=™GordonFreeman{R}[Stze.]: LOL
Round is LIVE !!!
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: BRAIN HAS DIRTY HANDS, HE TOUCHED HIS PP
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Bad Brain [GM]: back, i washed
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: dont lie
(Team) =(A [Haupt]: we dont even mind

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: LOL, i dropped my gun where is it?!?!

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: lol YSD, ur so ridic man. u rly do try to prepare for worst case scenario
(Dead)(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: no matter how unlikely



CAMPAZZO
=(eGO)=™ Vanilla [Ogef.]: i forgot to make love to my wife before the war :[

(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: IM YOSPANKDAWG

(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: oh i was just trying to talk soft in vent
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Spartacus_Legolas[Uf: ah ok
(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: trying not to talk over people
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Spartacus_Legolas[Uf: all good then
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: i like it when u talk soft
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: real soft
(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: haha
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Spartacus_Legolas[Uf: lol
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Vanilla [Ogef.]: hey spray
(Team) =(eGO)=™Sp?ay [MSSP]: yes?
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Vanilla [Ogef.]: were was you!? were was you at!?
(Team) =(eGO)=™Sp?ay [MSSP]: lol i was playing w/ coloring book
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Vanilla [Ogef.]: xD

(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Want me to cause noise on the right? Im good at that
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: Ive got two left feet



DONNER
=(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Ufnw]: im about 5 beers deep so this should be interesting

=(eGO)=™ TheMegsATagger [Col]: bubbletape is tasty

=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: no mcdonalds quotes pls.
=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: <-- hungry
=(eGO)=™ Dr.Compton [GEN]: I love the McDoubleDelicous burger.
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Cpt.] {R}: dude I had a McDonalds burger today
=(e)=™Dietz the Panzergrenadi: i love eating kerosene
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Cpt.] {R}: and it was pretty good
=(eGO)=™ Dutchoper72 [SGT]: Burger King is BETTER!! MMMMMMMMMMMM WHOPPER!!! like to make a difference? Join us at edgegamers.org. Look for the Personnel Service Center START HERE thread to sign up.
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Cpt.] {R}: so were there Snack Wraps
=(eGO)=™ Grail Arbor [CPL]: AGREED!
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Cpt.] {R}: from McDonalds you know
=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: i hate you all

=(eGO)=™ Blasphemy[GT]: I just want to point out Console is acting special today
=(eGO)=™ Grail Arbor [CPL]: like you
=(eGO)=™ Dutchoper72 [SGT]: Your a console
=(eGO)=™ Ravage [Cpt.] {R}: blas doesn't "act" special he IS special

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: i dont miind stepping out either
(Team) =(eGO)=™ Bad Brain [GM]: i could try sniping
(Team) =(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Ufnw]: brain use your mic >.<
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: lets all take sniper

=(e)=™ Rogue3570 {R}: i didn't expect you to chase him
=(e)=™ Rogue3570 {R}: i thought you were out of the way dutch
=(e)=™ Rogue3570 {R}: sorry about that
=(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Ufnw]: its ok its just dutch

(Team) =(eG)=™ Fluxion {R} : OH MY GOD BLAKE GRIFFIN JUST DID THAT

=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: who's up for some pizza after this
=(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: o/
=(e)=™ RoguCkStAb! [Ufnw]: ME!
=(eGO)=™ Dutchoper72 [SGT]: Me!
=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: with lots of BACON
=(eGO)=™ Grail Arbor [CPL]: count me in
=(e)=™ Rogue3570 {R}: hmm
=(eGO)=™ BaCkStAb! [Ufnw]: and pineapple
=(eGO)=™ Grail Arbor [CPL]: YES SKIPPY!!!
=(eG)=™Xante [1LT]: ME I want a deluxe
=(eGO)=™ Skippy [CPT]: lol
=(eGO)=™StealthFighter: hammm!!!

(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt.] : I blocked our way out, we are trapped ides
(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: haha
(Team) =(eG)=™ Ides of March [Lt.]: lets make out on this couch baby
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: hawt
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: lawl
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: play smart
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: play as a team
(Team) =(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg [CINC]: communicate
(Team) =(eGO)=™ (IO) SA [Haupt]: is it bad to think smilo has a cute accent?

 

[Fluxion]

Rofl, there's me screaming during the Allstar break.

 

[CragnockTheUncrunkable]

let's not forget on Palmero, RON SMASH spoken by either blasph or ravage and then repeated with great glee by silverwolf, after RonPaul tore through 10 or 11 germans to win the round in a blitzkreig style attack.

The irony that he was allies made it all the better.

 

[Abdul]

Hahahahahaha

=(eGO)=™ Vanilla [Ogef.]: i forgot to make love to my wife before the war :[

 

[Smilodon]

(Team) =(eGO)=? (IO) SA [Haupt]: is it bad to think smilo has a cute accent?

Yes it is bad to think that.:glare:

 

[Grail Arbor]

Awesome Yo! This made me laugh.

 

[Blasphemy]

let's not forget on Palmero, RON SMASH spoken by either blasph or ravage and then repeated with great glee by silverwolf, after RonPaul tore through 10 or 11 germans to win the round in a blitzkreig style attack.

The irony that he was allies made it all the better.

haha, Blitzkreig scared me, it is hard to think u have a nade primed and ready and go around a corner to thru the nade and a thompson is in your face screaming, Random HS time lol... that was a fun Ron Paul Smash Tactic.

 

[BaCkStAb!]

:laugh:

 

[BCA]

realsim is soooooooo much fun

 

[GordonFreeman]

ah i remember the bathroom thing, spank had to go to the bathroom RIGHT before the round started, ah good times

 

[YoSpankDawg]

ah i remember the bathroom thing, spank had to go to the bathroom RIGHT before the round started, ah good times

HEY...I had 28 seconds until the round started and got back with 2 to spare.

What I forgot to keep in there...was that I came back, peeked out of spawn and killed an ally, all while IO was still talking about "Brain's pp". Then again...IO was going on about something else while I was peeking middle too hahaha.

 

[Shanee]

let's not forget on Palmero, RON SMASH spoken by either blasph or ravage and then repeated with great glee by silverwolf, after RonPaul tore through 10 or 11 germans to win the round in a blitzkreig style attack.

The irony that he was allies made it all the better.

oh yes that was epic


nice post spank

you forgot this,alltho this wasnt in realism it was on anzio:

=(e)=™ Silver Wolf: spank you should have a bind you should say when you kill ppl that says : You've been spanked."

=(eG)=™ YoSpankDawg: Im pretty sure that would be taken the wrong way in most cases.

=(e)=™ Silver Wolf: this is true.

LOL

 

[Madvillain]

If I was 100% free more evenings I'd have joined up. Go axis.

 

[Fubar.]

I like that BIGBAS can't see allies laying on the ground.

 

[Spartacus_Legolas]

Good times on Campazzo!
Honestly, I thought Ides was YSD for some time until reading it like... days after, and figuring out what he really meant, lol.

 

[Spartacus_Legolas]

It's too bad we don't have voice/audio logs of all this stuff...

 

[Bad Brain]

It's too bad we don't have voice/audio logs of all this stuff...

i got demos of all the games so far, so you could say ive got most of it.

 

[YoSpankDawg]

oh yes that was epic


nice post spank

you forgot this,alltho this wasnt in realism it was on anzio:

=(e)=? Silver Wolf: spank you should have a bind you should say when you kill ppl that says : You've been spanked."

=(eG)=? YoSpankDawg: Im pretty sure that would be taken the wrong way in most cases.

=(e)=? Silver Wolf: this is true.

LOL

Wow, you saved that? I've had far, far better quotes.

If I was 100% free more evenings I'd have joined up. Go axis.

Yeah boi!

i got demos of all the games so far, so you could say ive got most of it.

Lol you should make a video on all the best spoken moments in Realism haha.

 

[Shanee]

Wow, you saved that? I've had far, far better quotes.

Nope,i didnt save it,i thought of it off the top of my head

 

[Shanee]

Wow, you saved that? I've had far, far better quotes.

Lol i didnt save it i remembered it