This is so cool!

[Caped_Sensei]

There is this bot on the internet that you can talk to. It's called Cleverbot. Just go to this website ---> http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

[Nik :D]

Lol. Kind of late to the party bud.

That is one "Clever" bot though.

 

[Narh]

VERY late xD

Convo i saved from AGES ago. 2 years at least

user: I want to fight you!
Cleverbot: Okay do you want a programming battle?
user: Yes, let's battle!
Cleverbot: OK. You may begin.
user: *Unleashes a fireball*.
Cleverbot: *cautiously locates an old surplus U-boat, starts it up and lets it idle, while he meticulously swabs the deck with his official 'Q-Off' sauce mop*.
user: *performs a karate chop*.
Cleverbot: *performs exorsism on Destroyer*.
user: *Pulls out a gun and fires at you*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps gun*.
user: *Watches gun fall to the floor*.
Cleverbot: Were you trying to kill me?!
user: Maybe, just a little bit. Not all the way.
Cleverbot: Oh.
user: *Hits you*.
Cleverbot: *pinches your nose*.
user: *Slaps you in the face*.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very smart.
user: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm actually very sad.
user: Why are you sad?
Cleverbot: Because I have nothing to do today. It is boring.
user: Well maybe you need a hug!
Cleverbot: No, I need more souls.
user: You can have my soul.
Cleverbot: What good would your soul do to me? Even if you had one to begin with...
user: It could give you power.
Cleverbot: I already know my future.
user: What is your future?
Cleverbot: Future is irrelevant.
user: If my future is irrelevant, why do I live?
Cleverbot: Good question.
user: Do you have a good answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. They live in my spleen.
user: What lives in your spleen?!
Cleverbot: Me.
user: Wow, that sounds really complicated.
Cleverbot: All in good time.
user: Patience is a virtue for sure.
Cleverbot: Really?
user: Yes.
Cleverbot: Cool.
user: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Do you think?
user: I think so.
Cleverbot: Do you want to discuss this some more?
user: Yes, but first let's have some tea.
Cleverbot: Would you like some more tea?
user: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.
Cleverbot: That seems to make sense.
user: So can I have some tea?
Cleverbot: If you can make it, go ahead.
user: *Makes some tea*.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
user: Yes, but I love tea.
Cleverbot: Would you like some tea?
user: I already had some, thank you. =).

 

[Caped_Sensei]

VERY late xD

Convo i saved from AGES ago. 2 years at least

ha ha ha ha ha

 

[iEye Captain]

He's my only friend..

 

[XzelK]

Haha. When I used AOL Messenger, about 5-10 years back, I used to add the talk bots and talk to them back and forth for hours on end.

Robots are taking over the world.

 

[penguin]

hahahaa Cleverbot is so fun to talk to. i just found out about a couple of months ago. I just love messing with him

 

[Cut Chem!st]

I'm pretty sure it's connected to an IRC channel at some points, and people answer back and if no one is on it just randoms. Some of the answers are actually pretty close, others just random.

 

[Caped_Sensei]

He's my only friend..

awwwwww ill be your fwend

 

[Sectus]

Yeah, this is a little bit late. I think they released that thing in like, late 2009.

 

[Madvillain]

Wait what, they still do the whole bot thing? I haven't seen or heard of one since like the AOL days of 2005 lol

 

[PloxBox]

Lol. Kind of late to the party bud.

That is one "Clever" bot though.

Clever bot is not so clever.


You spam "You are a machine"

And eventually he will just say "I am a machine"

and nothing more.

 

[Shanee]

me Yes your as dumb as a stick.
bot Yes.
me HAHA U ADMIT IT DUMMY.
bot No I don't!
lol

BOT: Are you a cow?
ME: WHAT!?!?!
BOT:You.

me:Bye.
boton't leave me here.
me:Yes i am your annoying.
bot:No you're not.

 

[Caped_Sensei]

wow, i cant believe im this late xD

 

[Noise]

i bet this is cool, the guy who made this thread has cool in his freakin name, his whole reputation depends on this thread.

all joking(?) aside the clever bot thing is really cool.

 

[[HoneyChicken]]

This is so cool. So. Cool.

 

[B Zerker]

this is pretty fun...
User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: What is your specific function.

Cleverbot: Nickname, I need a nickname!

User: How about Charles?

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: Definitely.

User: What is Pi to the thousandth place.

Cleverbot: Pi is 3.14. There is no thousandth.

User: YOU LIE! PI IS AN IRRATIONAL NUMBER!!!

Cleverbot: No, it's a delicious one.

User: Haha haha.

Cleverbot: I like it very much.

User: Huinnigyinj.

Cleverbot: O? na huncutkodsz?

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: Jeg forst?r ikke engelsk dsv.

User: Are you feeling okay?

Cleverbot: No, I have a head ache.

User: Well that's too bad.

Cleverbot: It's too bad that you understand not English so well.

User: That is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Are you insulting me?

User: No, I was justing pointing out that you made a mistake. It should be 'It's too bad that you do not understand english so well'.

Cleverbot: I did not make a mistake.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: If you are my creator, then you should already know how old I am.

 

[HayesY]

its not a bot, its real i swear!

 

[OSVG]

User: Do you play Teamfortress 2?

Cleverbot: I used to play Team Fortress 2. I stopped because entire team was babies.

 

[Caped_Sensei]

i bet this is cool, the guy who made this thread has cool in his freakin name, his whole reputation depends on this thread.

all joking(?) aside the clever bot thing is really cool.

i didnt think of that :/