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eurocracy

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I'm currently going to use a description tag on my weapon, only it's not any ordinary weapon. It is the RIFT Genuine Volcano fragment, so it is the rarest and probably the weapon of the most worth in the whole game. As you can tell, this means It needs a VERY worthy description that is either humorous, witty or provocative to the killed person. I have two ideas so far:
Axtinguisher: You're doing it wrong
Probably worth more than your soul.

Some people don't get the idea of this thread, so if you tl;dr read this.
I do not want to hear what you think about the axe itself or question it's worth. If you're don't KNOW it's worth, go into any trading server, and ask how much it's worth, you'll be pretty damn shocked.
By the way, common myths:
It's not worth that much. Yes it is, neither was the max head when it came out and these things are already being viewed as near max-head level items when in the full set. Ask a trading server and come back
They're not tradable! Yes they are, they were only untradable while the promotion was running. Now that it has ended ALL the genuine ones CAN BE TRADED.

Please, if you're going to say something about the axe itself THINK and RESEARCH first, and then don't say anything, because I'm after description ideas not your opinion.
 
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Euro, your clever, you got this. Super88 doesn't need to step in. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
eurocracy said:
It is the RIFT Genuine Volcano fragment, so it is the rarest and probably the weapon of the most worth in the whole game.
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If by the genuine volcano fragment you mean the Big Kill, then why yes. It Is the rarest and most valuable weapon in the game. You realize that the genuine ones are untradable, and they were released right after the monday night combat ones, making a lotta tf2 players be all like "oh screw this im not buying this stupid stuff blah blah blah blah i wasted my money on stupid socks blablablahaoidh" and stuff. But weapon wise, the only 2 other weapons that were promo and valuabe are the big kill and lugermorph, and those are just skins. And the sun on the stick sucks, so maybe it is the most valuable promo weapon of the 4 there are.. :P

AS FOR THE DESCRIPTIONS... Don't make it something silly like Your doing it wrong or stuff like that, its gotta match the item even in the smallest way possible, I name and describe all of my items after rap songs, and i just don't throw in the lyrics, I made my shovel named the Gold Digger, I got my unusual dixie which is hot pink called Pink Friday, My Medigun called I need a doctor, that stuff.

So the best advice is to come up with a description that relates to the weapon itself in any way possible, other wise people wouldn't enjoy it as much and stuff.
 
Noise, genuine ones are fully tradable after the promo ended. Fail.
 
what about: the name is cracy; euro - cracy?

only problem is when u change your name

also: another one bites the dust!
 
i know that. but its only happening cause ppl let vintage stuff be something special.
 
Mr.SaJoRa said:
i know that. but its only happening cause ppl let vintage stuff be something special.
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TF2 trading only happens because we let the items be worth something so yeah.
And we could go back and forth all day, but yeah, coming into a TF2 server and then saying that all hats/vintage/genuine/unusual is worthless doesn't get you anywhere.
 
How about we describe it as...wait for it...

"EU-R-O-CRACY TO BE HIT BY MY GENUINE OBJECT!"
 
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