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You should all know by now in my posts like this that they always start out slow and build up to the better parts, so...here we go.
Where the posts, Dawg?
So I've been having people wondering, and asking me, where my amusing (non-Realism) threads have been lately. Well...I've been going through a lot of stuff (life is life) and all my free time has been spent on Realism. Heck, I've only been in Minecraft once in the last week!
ANYWAYS, they shall be returning. I have a few more realism-related threads I wanna do once it's finished (maybe I'll get a few other random ones up there in the next few weeks before then). Also, I WILL be continuing/completing the "Century of War" series I began (which was stopped just because of the time spent on Realism). We're right at the onset of WWI, which we'll blast through, and then on to WWII soon thereafter.
If you guys have thread suggestions, let's hear 'em. I'd love, love, love to do something like my DoDVinci Code series again, but everything I think of I don't picture in my mind as working out well. :/ Maybe you guys have some good ideas but lack in the execution department.
DoD "All-Star" Teams
I've had some fun assembling these lists in the past based on a number of random "themes" (ranks, body parts, animals, colors, and foods) but I haven't had any ideas for a new one lately. Suggestions??
I think my favorite part is that with every one there are people who don't "get it" and either rage as my choices or wonder how I could be so dumb. lulz
A Typical Day in eGO
I actually had a full thread planned out for this for all divisions, but I'll just keep it to this...
ShoutBox:
"Hi everybody"
"Goodnight"
"Welcome to the community, FunkyChicken"
"I like turtles"
"I want some pizza"
"You are pizza"
"YOU'RE pizza"
Forums (in general)
Normal member: "Hey guys, I really like the map ____ and I think we should ____ there! What do you think?"
Other members: "That map sucks and that idea sucks and you suck. Go away."
*Next week*
Leadership: "Hey guys, I really like the map [same map] and I think we should [same idea] there!"
Other members: "That's a great map! Awesome idea! You're the best!"
CSS Forums
"Noobs suck"
"We're leet"
"Yeah we are!"
"Go jail!"
"^^This"
"Jail rocks!"
"I got detention today."
CoD Forums
"Hey I just posted a new vid."
"Me too."
"I just posted some screenshots."
"Me too."
"Man I'm best FPS player ever."
"Me too."
WoW Forums
"Hey tonight we're gonna run this dungeon and then this instance and I just found some rare item."
*repeat 20 times*
TF2 Forums
"Hats!"
"Yeah, hats!"
"Enough about hats you guys...more about hats!"
and finally...DoD Forums...summed up in this song:
Old eGO had a forum / D-O-D-:-S / And on that forum they had some trolls / D-O-D-:-S / with a joke-joke here, and a joke-joke there, here a barb, there a barb, everywhere an insult / Old eGO had a forum / D-O-D-:-S
DoDLibs
How many of you did MadLibs when you were a kid? Heck, I still have fun doing them as an adult. In fact, I wanna try doing one now with all of you. Wrote it myself. HOWEVER, it's always annoying when people try to intentionally find things that fit the "theme" or the words chosen before them. I think it's always more fun when everything is truly random.
SO...I have the "MadLib" written up already (with blanks, of course) and the list of what we need, in order.
TOPIC: (something DoD-related)
As you guys post in response, I will contact you with what your word is (noun, adjective, etc.etc.) and you will tell me. One per person unless not enough people end up responding to fill all the blanks, so don't post like 20 times and then say "Hey howcomez yoo only aksed me fur one wurd?"
When we have them all, I will post it. Easy as _____ (noun)!
Where the posts, Dawg?
So I've been having people wondering, and asking me, where my amusing (non-Realism) threads have been lately. Well...I've been going through a lot of stuff (life is life) and all my free time has been spent on Realism. Heck, I've only been in Minecraft once in the last week!
ANYWAYS, they shall be returning. I have a few more realism-related threads I wanna do once it's finished (maybe I'll get a few other random ones up there in the next few weeks before then). Also, I WILL be continuing/completing the "Century of War" series I began (which was stopped just because of the time spent on Realism). We're right at the onset of WWI, which we'll blast through, and then on to WWII soon thereafter.
If you guys have thread suggestions, let's hear 'em. I'd love, love, love to do something like my DoDVinci Code series again, but everything I think of I don't picture in my mind as working out well. :/ Maybe you guys have some good ideas but lack in the execution department.
DoD "All-Star" Teams
I've had some fun assembling these lists in the past based on a number of random "themes" (ranks, body parts, animals, colors, and foods) but I haven't had any ideas for a new one lately. Suggestions??
I think my favorite part is that with every one there are people who don't "get it" and either rage as my choices or wonder how I could be so dumb. lulz
A Typical Day in eGO
I actually had a full thread planned out for this for all divisions, but I'll just keep it to this...
ShoutBox:
"Hi everybody"
"Goodnight"
"Welcome to the community, FunkyChicken"
"I like turtles"
"I want some pizza"
"You are pizza"
"YOU'RE pizza"
Forums (in general)
Normal member: "Hey guys, I really like the map ____ and I think we should ____ there! What do you think?"
Other members: "That map sucks and that idea sucks and you suck. Go away."
*Next week*
Leadership: "Hey guys, I really like the map [same map] and I think we should [same idea] there!"
Other members: "That's a great map! Awesome idea! You're the best!"
CSS Forums
"Noobs suck"
"We're leet"
"Yeah we are!"
"Go jail!"
"^^This"
"Jail rocks!"
"I got detention today."
CoD Forums
"Hey I just posted a new vid."
"Me too."
"I just posted some screenshots."
"Me too."
"Man I'm best FPS player ever."
"Me too."
WoW Forums
"Hey tonight we're gonna run this dungeon and then this instance and I just found some rare item."
*repeat 20 times*
TF2 Forums
"Hats!"
"Yeah, hats!"
"Enough about hats you guys...more about hats!"
and finally...DoD Forums...summed up in this song:
Old eGO had a forum / D-O-D-:-S / And on that forum they had some trolls / D-O-D-:-S / with a joke-joke here, and a joke-joke there, here a barb, there a barb, everywhere an insult / Old eGO had a forum / D-O-D-:-S
DoDLibs
How many of you did MadLibs when you were a kid? Heck, I still have fun doing them as an adult. In fact, I wanna try doing one now with all of you. Wrote it myself. HOWEVER, it's always annoying when people try to intentionally find things that fit the "theme" or the words chosen before them. I think it's always more fun when everything is truly random.
SO...I have the "MadLib" written up already (with blanks, of course) and the list of what we need, in order.
TOPIC: (something DoD-related)
As you guys post in response, I will contact you with what your word is (noun, adjective, etc.etc.) and you will tell me. One per person unless not enough people end up responding to fill all the blanks, so don't post like 20 times and then say "Hey howcomez yoo only aksed me fur one wurd?"
When we have them all, I will post it. Easy as _____ (noun)!
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