Facts about ModusPwnens.

[engineer]

- ModusPwnens was originally the basis for "Predator". This was chjanged when the movie ended with the helicopter being instantly crocketed by her Black Box.

- Kahless is the Klingon word for ModusPwnens.

- ModusPwnens forged the first Black Box by dropping a Grenadier's Softcap into the toxic wastes of Blackmesa, and forged it with her mighty shovel.

- ModusPwnens doesn't need plane tickets to fly around the world, she just straps a dispenser onto her back and straps on her Gunboats.

- ModusPwnens doesn't get weapon drops. Valve GIVES her items out of fear for their lives.

- ModusPwnens does not do homework. Her homework completes itself out of fear of being crocketed.

 

[CubanCarlos]

What is this I don't even...

 

[Kazeindel]

I admit, I giggled a bit.

 

[ModusPwnens]

lol thanks

 

[Ayako]

If Modus is on red on a CP map, she doesn't need to cap a point. The points turn red before she even gets close due to fear of her approach.

Modus' Equalizer can backstab a spy.

Modus' Equalizer taunt explodes .... everybody else; even if they are nowhere near her. Modus is immune.

 

[engineer]

- ModusPwnens' defining math problem is 0 + 0 - 0 = 0. This is because the answer, believe it or not, is still a number. A number that seems to pop up a lot throughout her life.

 

[? Frisky Dingo ?]

If Moduspwnens even tried to back stab me with her equalizer in a dream she better wake up and apologize, cuz I kills me some Moduspwnens , I <3 moduspwnens.

 

[ModusPwnens]

If Moduspwnens even tried to back stab me with her equalizer in a dream she better wake up and apologize, cuz I kills me some Moduspwnens , I <3 moduspwnens.

:lol: Showdown on black mesa?

 

[engineer]

I'd watch that over.... MINECRAFT.

 

[engineer]

- ModusPwnens caps ALL CP's RED, even when she's on BLU. See? Red! No wait, that's blood.

- ModusPwnens does not study; she already knows how to pwn you.

- ModusPwnens is an expert spy crab smasher.

 

[roamer.]

-ModusPwnens , can beat Saxton Hale

 

[The Slayer]

i want a facts thread about me to =(

 

[Believer]

- ModusPwnens owns Steve (the big fish in Black Mesa). The toxic lake is just her fishtank.
- ModusPwnens forced Chuck Norris to approve her - without saying a word.
- ModusPwnens can use the full effects of the backburner - while shooting you in the face.

 

[roamer.]

- ModusPwnens can make air blast with the backburner

 

[ModusPwnens]

i want a facts thread about me to =(

Done

 

[engineer]

Tigers are born with ModusPwnens blood.

 

[PloxBox]

ModusPwnens's a...? Never noticed

 

[eurocracy]

The answer to all paradoxes is ModusPwnens
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[engineer]

- When ModusPwnens uses a Catch-A-Ride in Borderlands, it gives her a K't'inga-class Battle Cruiser.

 

[ShinobiSli]

- ModusPwnens does not do homework. Her homework completes itself out of fear of being crocketed.
^ This. All the classes are just soldier training school. OF WHICH SHE'S THE DEAN.