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A lot of you have probably been wondering what it’s like to be a member of DoD leadership. Well, once certain unnamed leadership members (Spray and Jeod) accepted my “contributions” (bribes) I was warmly inducted into the most privileged and righteous of the eGO division’s leadership roster.
To be honest I am very disappointed with the job. I mean, can you believe that they only gave me a 10 bedroom summer house with 5 acres. What am I supposed to do if I want to have a lacrosse tournament with a lawn like this?
I only earn a measly 6 figures a month and was given only two company vehicles, a corporate jet, and a personal hovercraft. When I earned (bribed) my way to the top I expected to have absolutely no responsibilities. But no--- now I have to actually delegate to our eGOs with the help of my secretary. I mean what good is a secretary if they can’t do absolutely everything I can do with a fraction of the pay?
Last night after Spray and Jeod made me fill out a bunch of life insurance policies, forfeitures of property, and a 30 year indentured servitude agreement we all flew to Texas so I could see the eGO servers first hand.
I know right? That’s not even Corinthian leather its only calf skin. Ridiculous, absolutely appalling. They expect me to delegate all of my work responsibilities while I have to rest my custom tailored Armani suit against regular calf skin? It’s no wonder why they hired me, anyone with a sense of respect would have insisted on using the new 50 room Air Blimp with indoor pool.
In any case we arrived in Texas in the early morning hours. I was forced to walk all the way to a personal hovercraft so that we could look at the 50 acre, 60,000 square foot server housing manor. It felt extremely cramped inside and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that the servers were merely gold clad and not jewel encrusted as I heard they were.
I suppose some sacrifices had to be made. Well as you can probably guess I’m having my new butler write and post this thread since I am way too busy training my new secretaries. Overall, I would say that being an Advisor for the DoD is a honor but so very tiring.
To be honest I am very disappointed with the job. I mean, can you believe that they only gave me a 10 bedroom summer house with 5 acres. What am I supposed to do if I want to have a lacrosse tournament with a lawn like this?
I only earn a measly 6 figures a month and was given only two company vehicles, a corporate jet, and a personal hovercraft. When I earned (bribed) my way to the top I expected to have absolutely no responsibilities. But no--- now I have to actually delegate to our eGOs with the help of my secretary. I mean what good is a secretary if they can’t do absolutely everything I can do with a fraction of the pay?
Last night after Spray and Jeod made me fill out a bunch of life insurance policies, forfeitures of property, and a 30 year indentured servitude agreement we all flew to Texas so I could see the eGO servers first hand.
I know right? That’s not even Corinthian leather its only calf skin. Ridiculous, absolutely appalling. They expect me to delegate all of my work responsibilities while I have to rest my custom tailored Armani suit against regular calf skin? It’s no wonder why they hired me, anyone with a sense of respect would have insisted on using the new 50 room Air Blimp with indoor pool.
In any case we arrived in Texas in the early morning hours. I was forced to walk all the way to a personal hovercraft so that we could look at the 50 acre, 60,000 square foot server housing manor. It felt extremely cramped inside and I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw that the servers were merely gold clad and not jewel encrusted as I heard they were.
I suppose some sacrifices had to be made. Well as you can probably guess I’m having my new butler write and post this thread since I am way too busy training my new secretaries. Overall, I would say that being an Advisor for the DoD is a honor but so very tiring.
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