Too Much Noise (Bounty)

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Believer

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NOU! BABIES! *CRYING*

These and other immensely scary phrases have been echoed to extremity by one of our own - Noise. He is out of control, spreading "the rap music" (heard by the kids) and pink hats all over the servers. This is America, and pink hats and beat box music are not allowed. **

You must dominate him.

The payout for this job is beyond any of you. I'm paying out a maximum of $1,000,000 Casino Cash (that's a million, for you with Arithmophobia). Here's the low-down:
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Easy Breezy Beautiful Rules:
- Dominate Noise
- You must be a member of eGO to take part in this bounty
- You must provide a screenshot of the domination (will not accept screens prior to this post) in this thread
- You must dominate Noise on an eGO server (can by any of our servers)
- Noise cannot dominate himself in an attempt to win the bounty
- Dominations during eGO events do NOT count for this bounty

Collections
- For each regular domination - $10,000 CC
- For each taunt kill domination - $20,000 CC
- For each Pyro taunt kill domination - $50,000 CC

Well, what are you waiting for! Get out there and defend this country! I'll pay each reward until I've reached the maximum payout.

Also, I'm adding a Grand Prize for the one who can dominate Noise the most.

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**This statement has not been verified by the FCC, FDA, or any other government agency. This statement is possibly false, but the facts are irrelevant in this particular case. All rights reserved.
 
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Lmao at "the rap music"

Anyway, I could get into this. I'll also have to dominate you in the process, so do we get a reward for that?
 
Dalsia said:
Lmao at "the rap music"

Anyway, I could get into this. I'll also have to dominate you in the process, so do we get a reward for that?
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No, you don't get a reward for dominating me, Nabsia. Also, I might just medic pair with Noise just to make it interesting. ;)
 
Believer said:
No, you don't get a reward for dominating me, Nabsia. Also, I might just medic pair with Noise just to make it interesting. ;)
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That's fine, I'll just kill you both. Sigh, when's there going to be a real challenge???
 
Remember kids, whenever you see noise, ask him this: "U jelly?" and watch the reaction. :thumbup:
 
BABIES.




naaaaaaaaaaaah joking. Can't wait for me to dom people with my badass pink as hell heavy.
 
Just made the bounty a little more interesting - check my original post, y'all.
 
Noise said:
BABIES.




naaaaaaaaaaaah joking. Can't wait for me to dom people with my badass pink as hell heavy.
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you're going to be babies when I'm done with you. Cry sommore!!!
 
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Oh... ohoho... Oh, Noise, I've been waiting a LONG, LONG time for this...

Be afraid. Your name tags shall be mine.
 
Hehehe...this will be too easy.

Noise will probably kill me early on in a round, get killed while taunting over my corpse, and then somehow get dominated by me no more than five minutes later. A fine Blackmesa tradition.
 
Okay, folks - the weekend is here for most of you - get busy! I want Noise's dominations on my desk by this evening!

(Okay, maybe not that immediate, but you catch my drift.)
 
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