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First, some stories (2)
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny **************!" called out Eddie. (Sorry, I did gotta put stars there, cause there was a bad word)
Grandmother did meet other grandma in a shop. She said for her: ''Hi, what are you buying?"
Other did reply: "That what you aren't, dude!"
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
Then, finally, questions, and Answers! (6)
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
-Because it's too far to walk.
why francais eat snails? - because they don't like fastfood
What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A moo-done-it.
What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.
Q:How Does a dummy kill a mole?
A:He buries it.
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.
Q: What kind of Bee's make milk?
A: Boobee's ! By: Sheppard
LOL
Eddie's first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a cat and asked, "What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job! Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny **************!" called out Eddie. (Sorry, I did gotta put stars there, cause there was a bad word)
Grandmother did meet other grandma in a shop. She said for her: ''Hi, what are you buying?"
Other did reply: "That what you aren't, dude!"
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
Then, finally, questions, and Answers! (6)
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
-Because it's too far to walk.
why francais eat snails? - because they don't like fastfood
What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A moo-done-it.
What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.
Q:How Does a dummy kill a mole?
A:He buries it.
Q: How do you give a blonde more head room?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.
Q: What kind of Bee's make milk?
A: Boobee's ! By: Sheppard
LOL
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