Ha..Ha..Haa! Read Here The Greatest (my) Jokes!

I would add some more, if you guys just want? And you can reply here your own jokes too! This is not to JUST say "great!". :)

Masa
 
10. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick back swing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anyone.

4. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

3. Don't stand directly in front of others.

2. Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.

1. Don't take extra strokes.



Now, is this golfing advice for men or peeing advice for men? You decide
 
Good jokes Masa, here's one I thought up myself:

>> A vampire lives with a lot of bats and is tired of having to go out to get blood himself every day so he sents out three of his best bats on a competition. The one with the most blood will be rewarded.

The first bat returns within 10 minutes, swollen and with a face covered in blood. "Where did you go?", the vampire asks. "Do you see that tower? I flew to the right of it and I sucked an entire family dry", the bat replies. "Well done". says the vampire.

The second bat returns within 5 minutes hugely swollen and his entire body covered in blood. "Where did you go?", the vampire asks. "Do you see that tower? I flew to the left of it and I sucked an entire school full of children dry", the bat says. "You did well too", the vampire says.

The third bat return within thirty seconds with his entire boddy swollen, he can't fly well because of it. His entire body, tip-to-toe is covered in blood. "Where did you go?", the vampire asks. "Do you see that tower overthere?", the bat says. "Yes", says the vampire. "I didn't" says the bat. <<

I found it funny, perhaps I'm the only one ^^
 
Lol, I got one more.. I add it to the top too xD
This is old but good xD

Grandmother did meet other grandma in a shop. She said for her: ''Hi, what are you buying?"
Other did reply: "That what you aren't, dude!"
 
Hahaa I got 1 good more..
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."
 
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