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My Favorite CS:S Leadership Member


The Person

My favorite person in the CS:S leadership would honestly have to be iamevilbear. There are many reasons I choose him. Read on and you will find more about why.


The Reasons

One big reason why I choose iamevilbear is because he is active overall in the community. I am in Ventrilo, he is in Ventrilo. I am on the forums, he is on the forums. He is always on wherever I see him. He is also active in the servers. As you know, most leadership plays little to none, but bear works non-stop and he has time to play. He is very helpful. He helps everyone he can. I remember one day I was wondering about something, I can't remember what, and I asked him and he immediately answered. This happens on occasion. Lastly, he is an awesome guy. He does anything he can to be awesome!


The Day We Met

The day iamevilbear and I met was an exciting day for me. He was still an advisor at the time. I remember he was working on a plugin for eGO, which he makes a lot of plugins for eGO. I offered to help and he said he didn't need help, but he said it very politely.


To This Day

To this day, evilbear and I are friends. We aren't the closest friends, but we chat and play together. Everyday I try to talk to him. He is usually busy with his awesome CS:S DL work (:P) but he still chats with me on and off. I hope evilbear and I become closer friends, because he is my favorite CS:S leadership member.
 
9:40 PM - =(eGO)=? Ill Legend: No
9:40 PM - =(eGO)=? Ill Legend: You lose
9:40 PM - =(eGO)=? Ill Legend: Decided
9:40 PM - =(eGO)=? Shadow19: good
9:40 PM - =(eGO)=? Shadow19: i was gonna get portal for ps3 anyway
 
Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Counter-Strike, there lived a peaceful race called the Edgegamers. They lived in harmony with one another under the protective gaze of their kind and beloved ruler, Councilman Polamalu, and his wife, Alexandria Trebek....



Omg. O SHADEW, THIS FAR SURPASSES MY WRITING- All day, everyday.

also, I lol'd ovar 9,000 times.


MY STORY :3

So this one time, in eGO... I was a newb traversing the servers of the interwebz. I then stumbled upon ventrilo unknowingly (Oh, It was TOTALLY knowingly). And behold, it was there that I learned that everything is like a burger from the great and all knowing Beta.

It was also there that I learned that everyone is ugly from Ill Legend, too bad he doesn't know this also includes him but SHHHH, don't tell him or he'll tell you to shut up ovar 9,000 times.

Then there was iamevilbear - I have not learned much from him. The only time he has addressed me was when he scolded me for saying bad things in Room 5.

Besides that, I have not learned much else. I do my best to keep from drowning in the Jail servers and to not be such a newb in the other CSS servers.

Oh, but the journey has been long, when will I ever reach teh endz!?

Oh, here it is: So anyways, one day Samuel L. Jackson appeared and ate everything because it was a burger.

The end.

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"I'm Samuel L. Jackson -- I'm in every movie ever, oooooooh!"
 
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Hehe... Beta, do i win? lol... But i like everyone elses story's. i keep editing mine.
 
Once upon a time in a magical kingdom called Counter-Strike, there lived a peaceful race called the Edgegamers. They lived in harmony with one another under the protective gaze of their kind and beloved ruler, Councilman Polamalu, and his wife, Alexandria Trebek...


Wow...

No one can top this.
 
Huge story that would be horrible to quote
Everything after chapter 5 you edited in, I call that cheating considering I had to write mine in one go. And it does say in the rules:
- Stories will be judged by a secret panel consisting of leadership from a certain source-based game
- THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE... winner
- Keep the story EdgeGamers appropiate
- The more creative the better
- You can only submit 1 story, and it can not be edited after submission
- Submit your stories as a reply in THIS thread only
I can't add more chapters onto mine and you can't onto yours.
 
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Their are 2 special men, Rogue Sniper, and Judge, both men loved CSS, until they found Minecraft.

They then left CSS to enjoy Minecraft, and no CSS member ever saw them again.

The End,
 
THE ROGUE SNIPER

Once upon a time I met an adventurer known only as "The Rogue Sniper." I'd previously heard rumors about him, and I'm talking really, really crazy rumors. The people of Orkinshire (the village where I lived as a boy) was always ablaze with constant discussion on his apparent kills, adventures, and quests. I can dimly remember the first time I heard his name; I was about 11 years old, and I was playing Knights and Castles with the other children that lived in Orkinshire. As I was fighting a large pretend beast, I felt something wizz right past my ear, and I heard a sharp "ting!" on the wall, I blushed, looking around to see what happened. All the children had focused on the wall; stuck in the wall was an arrow with a small piece of paper on it, gently fluttering in the breeze. I was the only one to move, so I walked over, and gently plucked the note from the arrow, still shivering lightly at how close the arrow had come to ending me. The note read only this: "I got another." It was signed....The Rogue Sniper.

It was several years later when I had understood what that message had meant. I was a young man of roughly 18 years, and I was sitting in a bar with some of my mates. It had been a long night of tending to the village animals, and we were getting rather drunk in celebration of the new year. As the night progressed, we discussed several things, our favorite women, the royal family, and several other things. Some of us broke into fights, but they were quickly dispatched by the town watchmen, who carted them off to the jailhouse. Soon it was just me and my friend Pete left at the bar. It was quiet until he said "So, did you hear? That Sniper guy killed another one." I looked at him obviously surprised, because I had not heard of The Rogue Sniper in a long time. "What do you mean he killed another one?" I said, frustrated at not knowing what it was he killed all the time. "He killed another dragon, man." Pete said, smirking widely, and injesting another pint of beer. "He...He killed a DRAGON?" I had said, because when I was younger, I was told that dragons were the fiercest, most dangerous creatures walking this earth. "Yeah man, he kills them like they are kittens, it's like they don't even try to put up a fight against him." It was that day on that I had dedicated myself to my obsession, finding The Rogue Sniper, and seeing him bring down a dragon.

Another few years into the future, I was an adventurer myself. More of a scout, as I knew most of the land like it was my own home. On several of my adventures I had killed fiends, and saved innocent women, much like the stories that my parents had told me to get me asleep when I was a lad. As I was walking silently along a path, I felt the air start to lessen, and it got warmer around me. I thought this odd because I was heading north, toward the outlands. As I walked, the miles seemed longer, and the environment changed. The grass turned black, and the trees began to die. I stopped in my tracks, falling to my knees as I looked up and saw it. Standing over me was a 50 foot high black dragon, rearing it's head angrily and spitting fire and lava onto what was left of the charred landscape. As my breathing quicked, I closed my eyes, quietly accepting that I was going to die, and there was no way out. I bit my lip as I heard the dragon roar angrily, but nothing happened to me. I looked up, and saw the dragon with an arrow piercing through it's unarmored neck. I gasped, and saw a black figure zoom out from the foliage, and two more arrows fired from the wizzing blur of a man. The dragon wailed painfully, spitting fire all around, its tail smashing the weak, dead trees to the ground in it's rage. I saw the black figure jump high into the air, and shoot another arrow, which landed straight into the beast's eye, and then, slowly, the dragon tottered, and fell to the ground with an emmense "thud!"

I looked up, still on my knees, at my savior. He looked down at me quietly, planting a piece of paper on me that said "I got another one." it was signed....

The Rogue Sniper.
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA all these stories are so damn funny!
 
Iamevilbear

Part 1: PIZZA AND VENTRILO!!!
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The reaction

The story of Iamevilbear began with a weird shout into ventrilo as if he was in the bathroom. Everyone was confused about what had happen. Simple division leader Ill Legend was shouting at bear because he was watching a Syracuse game and was flustered in what he had heard.Angeal thought bear had a "double rainbow" moment for a second. Beta didn't care at all. Bigredking accidentally spilled beer on his AT&T sweater vest.BMXimdead was deafened. Cooley was still Cooley. Icegladiator was annoyed and so was rager. Some Random Guy was too busy playing with his cross eyed cat. All bear cared about was his pizza and jail night.

Detective Ill Legend

Detective Ill legend was on the case on why Evilbear screamed into the mic. He came up with a lot of possibilities.
  1. He was in the bathroom
  2. He accidentally put crabs in his mouth
  3. Evilbear was a seal
  4. The pizza he ate was spicy.
Well that really isn't a lot but then Legend found out the reason why he screamed. It all pin-points to[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yUKS3O66A"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yUKS3O66A[/ame]....................................................................................................................................really.



Part 2: Cats!!!!

Did you know Evilbear has a cat? I didn't know that bears can have cats as pets! Here is how they sleep.
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Well, he really doesn't look evil when he sleeps. One time, Bear gave me a visit one day disguised as a cat. I knew that he was disguised so i disguised myself!
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He soon found out it was me!How? Apparently,he looked into a site that shows the cutest bunnies in the world and he found me here.


Conclusion
Evilbear loves Pizza and ventrilo.He is a cat lover and owner too. Ill Legend is the most weirdest detective I've ever seen. Here concludes the story of a division leader that loves pizza.
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Conte de la CSS Leadership

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There once lived seven men (and women) on this phenomenon that is called the "Earth". Strange thing the Earth it is the only planet to contain water in all three of different states; solid, liquid and gas. Without this water we would not have these seven people who on-line are very important but in real-life nerds who never get away from their computer.

You may be wondering who these people are, but you already know the answer to that, don't you? of course, the answer to this is Ill Legend, iamevilbear, Rogue Sniper, Beta, Fart Vader, bigredking and Cryptex. All these seven people would bring happiness to members of the Counter Strike division which was formed after DoD and TF2 ruled eGO.


So, this is where their tale begins, the epic journey of friendship, bravery and awesomeness.

There was Mr. Legend sat there in his Ventrilo channel all alone with nobody to talk to and nobody to shout at. This was not a good moment though as the fabric of reality was ripped apart causing a flux in Time and Space itself!

He landed in a very peculiar land, all he could see was two robots jumping through magical circular forcefield created of protons and electrons colliding with each other. Of course we all know that protons are positively charged and electrons are negatively charged so they would cancel out, right? Not in this case, the electrolysis flux cathode was destroyed! This caused an eruption in the laws of science across the whole of the universe. So this means that once the atoms collided they were able to create a pathway, a barrier into the next circular forcefield of protons and electrons. What did we call this? "P0RTALS" apparently.

When Legend stumbled across this strange land filled with Circular forcefield of protons and electrons he spoke to the two robots. They said they were called "iamevilbear" and "Beta", "what strange names" legend though to himself. The two robots explained what these "P0RTALS" were and how they enabled them to travel between "P0RTALS" to reach places which were un-reachable before. Ill Legend was intrigued, so much he decided to jump through one and see what would happen.

This was the biggest mistake he made in his life. As soon as he entered one "P0RTAL" it caused a massive explosion, not a tiny one from a nuclear bomb but one that could cause the world to end. Fortunately for him, Fart Vader had just created a megatron radiowire which cancels out the explosion and Legend made it through the "P0RTAL" with only minor damages to his face.

A long came Rogue Sniper and used a defluxgateway which would cause the neutrons on Legend's face to repair themselves so he was looking normal once again! So they continued happily going through the various "P0RTAL" chambers in order to satisfy their needs of "P0RTALLING" but this does not end here. Who was controlling these "chambers"? It could be none other than the most vile and evil creature to ever live, Cryptex, the snowman. Do you want to know why Cryptex was so evil? He was never invited to play with his friends, he was never asked to "shoot the P0RTAL" there he did not even have the game, he wanted it so much so he could play with his friends (if he had any) but unforunately he was a 6 year old german girl who could not get it for herself, if only she could place neurofluxin into their houses to bring kindness into their full diaotic pumps so she could play with them too... if only... if only. All she could do was pray and cry, and then pray again until that one person came a long.

I will let you in on a secret. Cryptex's real name is Darth.

This concludes the tale of the CSS leadership but before we finally conclude, bigredking is the supreme overlord of all worlds... and not just because the writer of this forgot to include him in anything else.


-End-
 
A story about Beta
So on the sunshine of september a rainbow popped out of the sky. Beta made it his dream to chase it and reach the end for the pot of gold. As I was wandering into the forest of blueberries, I met a small man who tried to stop Beta. As I tried to convince him to leave Beta alone I couldnt so I ran around in circles creating a dust cloud to distract him while I ran away. 40 Minutes later I jumped over a log in the forest tripped and ate dirt then I realize I saw a golden butterfly so I got distracted and chased it then out of no-where a pikachu electrecuted me. I recovered fast then threw my darkball at him. Caught I was happy I caught a yellow rat . ONWARDS on my journey I met this scarecrow who wanted to come with me on my journey so I did. Then 30minutes later I met this tin man who wanted to come. Sadly I said no and I hit hit him with a bag of flowers. It was a deadly bag of roses. Running in the forest I was close to the rainbow. It started getting dark and the rainbow was fading. So I used my super speed and got to the end of the rainbow. I got my pot of gold then a leprechaun came out of the shadows and kicked me in the shins and stole my pot of gold. In the end I was sad.

The end. <3 beta
 
haha, I was going to put a story in, but after reading other peoples', I realized that I would fail. :)
 
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