25 signs that you have grown up

[felon]

You are grown and responsible gentleman/woman when :

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s**t".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh s**t, what the hell happened?"

oh no, i do #6 every morning :O

 

[Magnum X]

lol
I'm nowhere near being a "grown and responsible gentleman" yet.

 

[Frosty {A|R}]

long ways to go for me haha

i bet we are all struggling with 23.

 

[SpetzNaz]

I know the feeling with many of these. I have many younger friends, who continue to be disappointed when I don't go out with them on a Thursday night, until 3 AM.

And I especially enjoy how I now basically have 1 pair of jeans, and 30 different combinations of slacks, shirts, and ties.

Welcome to the real world kids. It's all downhill from here. Hah.

 

[FluffyTDestroyer]

Notice Spetz mentions he only has one pair of jeans... But he doesn't tell you guys how he's got a gimp suit from Pulp Fiction. Schmexy!

 

[DaKernel]

Yeah, a lot of that stuff is right on the money. But, even at 42 and wearing bifocals, I still manage to waste enormous amounts of time playin DoD....and getting in the top 100!

 

[Rage -=KK=-]

#20 is wrong, I don't care how old I am... $4 wine can be some of the best stuff out there. But alas, I am not a big drinker so judge for yourself.

 

[Show No Mercy]

About #3...

You may not have more beer in the fridge but you now have a fridge specifically for beer. I know I do.

 

[=(eG)=™Amaranthuse]

Geez....I fit every one of the list...And I don't even have a full time job yet! =>.<=. Not good! Not Good!

I am losing my funhood!

 

[Frosty {A|R}]

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Yeah, a lot of that stuff is right on the money. But, even at 42 and wearing bifocals, I still manage to waste enormous amounts of time playin DoD....and getting in the top 100!
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hahah good job kernel *pats on shoulder*

 

[Kilomanjaro]

wow at least half :O ...#22 lol.