- Joined
- Oct 25, 2009
- Messages
- 75
Simple enough, simply put your favorite portal 1/2 quotes here.
there is only 1 rule! 3 quotes per person.
Cave Johnson "the bean counters told me, we could literally not afford to buy 7$ worth of moon rocks let alone 70 million. bought em anyway, ground them up and put them in a gel and geuss what? ground up moon rocks are pure poison, i'am deathly ill, well they make a good portal conducter so we will see if jumping through these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a mans blood stream.
Cave Johnson " Alright i've been thinkin, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life! take the lemons back! get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager, Make life rule the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons, Do you know who i'am? i'm the man whos gunna burn your house down! with the lemons! i'm gunna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!
GLaDOS "Good news! I just figured out what that thing you just incinerated did, it was a morality core they installed after i flooded the enrichment centre with a deadly neural toxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neural toxin. so get comfortable while i warm up the neural toxin emitters."
there is only 1 rule! 3 quotes per person.
Cave Johnson "the bean counters told me, we could literally not afford to buy 7$ worth of moon rocks let alone 70 million. bought em anyway, ground them up and put them in a gel and geuss what? ground up moon rocks are pure poison, i'am deathly ill, well they make a good portal conducter so we will see if jumping through these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a mans blood stream.
Cave Johnson " Alright i've been thinkin, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life! take the lemons back! get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager, Make life rule the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons, Do you know who i'am? i'm the man whos gunna burn your house down! with the lemons! i'm gunna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!
GLaDOS "Good news! I just figured out what that thing you just incinerated did, it was a morality core they installed after i flooded the enrichment centre with a deadly neural toxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neural toxin. so get comfortable while i warm up the neural toxin emitters."
